What language is this? Anyone know?

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What language is this? Anyone know?

Postby Woodsman » Thu Jun 09, 2016 9:43 am

Áhes dúar !

Hajtiş miş Zipelít. Tşe zgiliş és ketséik lir ní míşgá. Noxerfíl, ní é gá aijdine. Nsirut jivaj gerva vaksa ketséik şo ? Mkanut şríva aw klema, mkanut maha kjol aw maha líst — aijrut ili völut. Ní djarvşírav naw djarvkelam fest.

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Zí míşgá dox ili hwi şrivut balt !

Mahe dú mat,
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Re: What language is this? Anyone know?

Postby ROB » Thu Jun 09, 2016 10:01 am

Czech according to Google translate.

Why? You getting married again?

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Re: What language is this? Anyone know?

Postby Kurt » Thu Jun 09, 2016 5:10 pm

My guess is that it is Carpathian Rusyn. They use Czech and Slovak words often. It could also be a Vlach dialect from the Carpathians as well.
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Re: What language is this? Anyone know?

Postby Woodsman » Thu Jun 09, 2016 8:38 pm

ROB wrote:Czech according to Google translate.

Why? You getting married again?

https://www.google.com.au/search?num=10 ... fxdCBIDjLE


Naw, just once is enough for one lifetime. I am just helping out a friend with this.
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Re: What language is this? Anyone know?

Postby Woodsman » Thu Jun 09, 2016 8:40 pm

Kurt wrote:My guess is that it is Carpathian Rusyn. They use Czech and Slovak words often. It could also be a Vlach dialect from the Carpathians as well.


Thanks, Kurt. I think you might be right.
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Re: What language is this? Anyone know?

Postby Douchebag » Thu Jun 09, 2016 10:13 pm

Kurt wrote:My guess is that it is Carpathian Rusyn. They use Czech and Slovak words often. It could also be a Vlach dialect from the Carpathians as well.


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Re: What language is this? Anyone know?

Postby nowonmai » Thu Jun 09, 2016 10:29 pm

It's street patois from an online community of Bulgarian Romany Magyars Serbs, they mashed it up with the clicking dialect of the now lost tribe of Anderamboukane. Luckily I studied it intensively while I was understudying for lead Cellist in the Moscow State Orchestra, while I was waiting for the Nobel committee to decide whether my new theorem merited an award, which it did, which was nice. Anyway, translation here

Áhes dúar !
Hey dude!

Hajtiş miş Zipelít. Tşe zgiliş és ketséik lir ní míşgá. Noxerfíl, ní é gá aijdine. Nsirut jivaj gerva vaksa
It’s me JITW. It’s been ages since we caught up. My aerosol habit didn’t help. So how has it

ketséik şo ? Mkanut şríva aw klema, mkanut maha kjol aw maha líst — aijrut ili völut. Ní djarvşírav naw
been since the op? Having your nuts off is bad, but having your nuts and cock off – that’s crazy. That

djarvkelam fest.
means you’re neither one thing nor the other, you might have to change your handle from Woodsman.

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The list at walnutjugglers.org has some seriously hot ladyboys!

Zí míşgá dox ili hwi şrivut balt !
But watch out you don’t get doxxed by those Baltic sons of bitches!

Mahe dú mat,
Hugs from your pal,

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Re: What language is this? Anyone know?

Postby seektravelinfo » Thu Jun 09, 2016 11:35 pm

Hilarious
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Re: What language is this? Anyone know?

Postby denise » Fri Jun 10, 2016 1:33 am

Wonderfully witty...

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