by Jefe » Mon Jun 13, 2016 1:43 am
KURT
Milwaukee Tumor = Beer Gut (before microbreweries, ALL of the "quality American beer' (Schlitz, Schaefer, etc) was brewed in Milwaukee (actually, a great city!).
You ever think of becoming an Organ Donor and giving the tumor to Penta? It might drop off the host like a leech that latches on to a lump of salt or something; but it's the thought that counts LOL. Can't you train it to attack or something?
And how come when I picture a Kurt Tumor I get images of those insect like robot things in the Matrix that had to be zapped. Seriously, good luck and thanks for all your work on this house of dysfunction over the years. I do remember the Golden Age of the Flag. COL KKW. People posting from DPs that were the type of people RYP would hang out with for 15 minutes and write about. And then the onslaught of the "Guardian Angels" and utter phonies like the one who wrote me claiming to be a CIA Operative in Colombia, LOL.
Then again, I am a Former Action Guy (FAG) nowadays. Reliving those glory days of leaping from second story cathouse windows during police raids in my youth (around 35-40).
Since Penta's apparently still reading, I should write about the long term benefits the Paramilitaries have brought to Colombian society and we can all just sit back and have private visuals.
Nowonmai:
I hear you. I don't watch the news much. Particullarly in the US, you might as well turn on Jerry Springer. The intended comedy movie called Idiocracy is becoming a documentary. They even know which bathroom to use here and if a local man dressed like a woman and tried to use the girls bathroom, it would be like that scene where the town comes bearing torches to burn down Frankenstein's castle. Except, it wouldn't be a castle and therefore, less dramatic, but entertaining nonetheless.
PS: Word games "Retired with Dignity" 10 years later on this forum and I still can't post a picture. I have a great one with a photo of an older guy talking about retiring to latin America with dignity on a meager pension. Sympathy invoking photo. The next one has him on the beach with a shit eating grin, a cold beer and "Dignity" a local girl about 10-20 years younger and scantily clad. "Retired with Dignity" is a code that my buddies can use in front of their wives, although at the mention of my name, they will be suspicious right off the bat.
Be careful downrange and enjoy the show. I had accepted an invitation a couple months ago (very reluctantly, if I don't finish school, I will lose my benefits and I am not getting younger), but it was a buddy who asked. Cancelled right before. For once, it was welcome. Good luck.
FlipFlop
We respect other peoples religions in the United States, so if you are watching "football" that is your undeniable right to do so. I would sooner piss into a hurricane than get between you foreigners and rugby or football games. If I were ever President (hell; I might as well have run this time) I wouldn't try to justify stuff in front of the UN to get Brits, Aussies, SA types and the rest on our side, I would present "evidence" that so and so or such and such country insulted your host nations team and that honor is at stake.
Speaking of which, I was an Honor student when I was young (Yes your Honor; No your Honor).
Rickshaw
Hello and how's the odometer doing? I know there was a near miss a while back in your travels and I actually might be in one place for a year or so if you get back down this way. Where are you hanging your hat these days? PS: Watch Ben Hur movies. Great technology there to put on your rickshaw that some of the trucks have here although not as big. You could really bring a boost to tourism with Rickshaw Gladiator type fights.
"Those who beat their swords into plowshares, inevitably wind up plowing for people with swords".
Jefe: well into a 12 pack of LaBatts Blue (AKA "BlueDevils"