Redneck Flare does not fly in NYC

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Redneck Flare does not fly in NYC

Postby Kurt » Wed Jun 22, 2016 12:36 am

Imagine driving this through the Holland Tunnel.
https://thenypost.files.wordpress.com/2016/06/160621-holland-tunnel-truck-embed.jpg

and not getting stopped.

Cooler on the front bumper. The word "Tactical" and crosshairs. Its like a gangsta rapper hotboxing in a Maserati and wondering why the police pulled him over.

Of course they had loaded guns on them.

Claimed they had to rescure a friend...on drugs...being held against her will and ...and ...and..

Anyway, This is how NOT to drive through NYC on the way to Long Island. Do not use a hick clown car to rescue young women on heroin.

http://www.mcall.com/news/breaking/mc-e ... story.html
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Re: Redneck Flare does not fly in NYC

Postby MJK » Wed Jun 22, 2016 1:57 am

Even hick clowns are wincing as they look at that photo. That's a rig to get you pulled over in rural Georgia let alone a big city. What an eyesore; the 10 carat cubit zirconia of pickup trucks.

For sex slave/junkie rescue work you want a blueish grey Ford utility van with a pipe rack on the roof, contractor logos on the sides and split rear doors. It should have a spare wiper reservoir filled with antifreeze and plumbed into the exhaust manifold that will produce a greasy smokescreen to hinder pursuit.
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Re: Redneck Flare does not fly in NYC

Postby Kurt » Wed Jun 22, 2016 3:10 am

MJK wrote:Even hick clowns are wincing as they look at that photo. That's a rig to get you pulled over in rural Georgia let alone a big city. What an eyesore; the 10 carat cubit zirconia of pickup trucks.

For sex slave/junkie rescue work you want a blueish grey Ford utility van with a pipe rack on the roof, contractor logos on the sides and split rear doors. It should have a spare wiper reservoir filled with antifreeze and plumbed into the exhaust manifold that will produce a greasy smokescreen to hinder pursuit.


Yeah, I come from Rural Wisconsin and dig trucks and guns but Christ, I don't want to fuck them.

I'd go with a toyota corolla for my NYC hostage / Junky rescue.

two 50 something white guys and a one woman driving through in a corolla would not have been noticed even after they did the rescue, were caught holding guns and untieing a teenage sex slave. They could have just said "Everything's fine officer, girl has some knots on her. You know, kids these days."
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Re: Redneck Flare does not fly in NYC

Postby Woodsman » Fri Jun 24, 2016 2:57 am

The truck is fine...just needs some armor and a .50 front and rear. If you're gonna have a 3%er sticker on your truck, you might as well walk the walk and quit posing. Blow the constitution trampling cops right to hell. "Enough is enough, after all, punks. Lol
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Re: Redneck Flare does not fly in NYC

Postby Kurt » Fri Jun 24, 2016 11:30 am

Woodsman wrote:The truck is fine...just needs some armor and a .50 front and rear. If you're gonna have a 3%er sticker on your truck, you might as well walk the walk and quit posing. Blow the constitution trampling cops right to hell. "Enough is enough, after all, punks. Lol


What is funny about this, is that their reason for going there was right. A minor was having some Junky time fun in a hotel in Crown Heights and that party produced a corpse. Because of their clown car a vulnerable minor was actually "extracted" by cops who would have otherwise been ignored.

But still. Drive in to save the day in a boring-ass, crapmobile and no one would have blinked an eye at a bunch of white people live-facebooking their way into NYC.

People here are speculating that the "gangstas" would have killed them in a shoot out. But personally I think a hick who owns a gun range and decked out in body armor would have gone through any NYC gang like salt through a slug, until our paramilitary like cops were helicoptered in to kill the Rambos.
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Re: Redneck Flare does not fly in NYC

Postby nowonmai » Fri Jun 24, 2016 12:29 pm

Flair. Whats the matter with you?
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Re: Redneck Flare does not fly in NYC

Postby Farmdog » Fri Jun 24, 2016 10:07 pm

I learned something new, I didn't know Monster made a douche for men.
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Re: Redneck Flare does not fly in NYC

Postby seektravelinfo » Fri Jun 24, 2016 11:05 pm

Bubba just wanted to try out his necked out rig. Either way his daughter is doomed, either by heroin or dying of embarrassment when Daddy rolls in horns a blazin' StraightouttaDogpatch. At least with smack she's blushed out.
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Re: Redneck Flare does not fly in NYC

Postby Kurt » Fri Jun 24, 2016 11:28 pm

nowonmai wrote:Flair. Whats the matter with you?


doh

they're was a problem.
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Re: Redneck Flare does not fly in NYC

Postby Farmdog » Sun Jun 26, 2016 3:20 am

Somehow a rig for surf casting rods doesn't add to tactical credibility.
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Re: Redneck Flare does not fly in NYC

Postby denise » Sun Jun 26, 2016 4:21 am

suicidal shitty death from drugs is about the most unnecessary and therefore the most horrible thing to happen to the child you have nurtured and cared for from birth.

apparently there is no longer any responsibility on the child's part for their well being and existence which is not good for them or anyone else.

life is long in the first world and we must all at the very least "get over it" and get on with it and teach our children to do the same.
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Re: Redneck Flare does not fly in NYC

Postby denise » Sun Jun 26, 2016 4:37 am

suicidal shitty death from drugs is about the most unnecessary and therefore the most painful thing to happen to the child you have nurtured and cared for from birth.

apparently there is no longer any responsibility on the child's part for their well being and existence which is not good for them or anyone else.

life is long in the first world and we must at the very least get over it and get on with it and teach our children to do the same.
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Re: Redneck Flare does not fly in NYC

Postby Farmdog » Sun Jun 26, 2016 6:08 pm

Everyone is unique, no one is special.
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Re: Redneck Flare does not fly in NYC

Postby gnaruki » Mon Jun 27, 2016 11:06 pm

Pulled over for a cracked windshield.... window tint looks illegal too.


Let that be a lesson to all future vigilante gun nuts. Inspect your windshield, lights and license tags before any illegal misadventure mission.
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Re: Redneck Flare does not fly in NYC

Postby denise » Tue Jun 28, 2016 12:55 am

and don't forget to leave your pot at home.
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