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Jefe wrote:The Medicine Man has dubbed me "Weeping Penis".
He gives me this organic, herbal, free range treatment known only to the Indians after I get this condition after payday. The tribe calls this miracle remedy:
"Penicillin"
goat balls wrote:I got a surprise kiss from a hooker in a bar in the Philippines one night. Next thing I know I'm testing positive for TB. Remember the TB test, they stick the needle under your skin on the arm and you get a red bump? And depending how many millimeters it grows in 24 hours blah blah. What a clusterfuck.
nowonmai wrote:You may as well just slam your cock in a door rather than take up the offer of Marilyn's Blow Job Bar.
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