DPx Gear HEST/F Urban Kickstarter wrapped up.

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DPx Gear HEST/F Urban Kickstarter wrapped up.

Postby RYP » Sat Sep 10, 2016 5:53 pm

A new patented product, happy customers and an American product line established?

What should the next product be?
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Re: DPx Gear HEST/F Urban Kickstarter wrapped up.

Postby Kurt » Sat Sep 10, 2016 7:29 pm

Something that is needed but never discussed.

Tactical Diaper.

You are in a situation. Scary, bad food, bad whisky, plus you ate a whole box of cheez-its for some reason.

The enemy has a keen sense of smell. You cannot take a break.

In this situation you drop your fudge, you lose your life.

That is where DPX Gear Super High Impact Tactical Absorbance SystemS comes into play.
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Re: DPx Gear HEST/F Urban Kickstarter wrapped up.

Postby MJK » Sun Sep 11, 2016 10:34 am

New product, huh? How about a condom? You know, for when you can't cut your way out but maybe you can love your way out. Doubles as a jerry can, waterproof watch cap, tourniquet and sunglasses holder. Perfect for your next foray into a DP….a Dangerous Pussy. Early purchasers get a free copy of RYP's new book, 'Getting Off Alive'….
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Re: DPx Gear HEST/F Urban Kickstarter wrapped up.

Postby Kurt » Sun Sep 11, 2016 3:46 pm

This topic is awesome.

I do hope that we can only provide RYP with enough terrible ideas so he can pick the few things we did not mention and make some $$$$$
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Re: DPx Gear HEST/F Urban Kickstarter wrapped up.

Postby RYP » Sun Sep 11, 2016 4:44 pm

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Re: DPx Gear HEST/F Urban Kickstarter wrapped up.

Postby nowonmai » Sun Sep 11, 2016 7:06 pm

DPx Gear Tactical Walking Frame
Brushed titanium and fully foldable, so you can get it into your tactical gear rucksack, then rapidly deployable so you can really hit the ground shuffling.

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Re: DPx Gear HEST/F Urban Kickstarter wrapped up.

Postby snaark » Sun Sep 11, 2016 7:47 pm

Tactical iPhone Cover. You can call it Hostile environment Iphone Protection SysTEm and Rescue tool.

Seriously, I want royalties.
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Re: DPx Gear HEST/F Urban Kickstarter wrapped up.

Postby Q » Sun Sep 11, 2016 8:30 pm

If you slap "tactical" on it, and claim the IDF uses it, you could sell toilet paper and make millions in the US.
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