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Re: election day

Postby flipflop » Wed Nov 09, 2016 7:36 pm

It fucking well better do.

Hi Shivers

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Re: election day

Postby Kurt » Wed Nov 09, 2016 9:26 pm

Heh,..I forgot about the rape camps.

Which BFC poster was it that had a heart-to-heart with his daughter about the coming Obama rape camps? That has to be a "crazy dad" moment. Mine was watching my sister mortify before our eyes as my dad did a "disco dance" in Pizza Hut sometime around 1978 because some "popular kids" were eating pizza together...I think he would talk to Jehovah's Witnesses in his pajamas too. Her's will be "Remember the time dad told us we were all going to be raped by the first black president?....Wonder if that kind of shit is genetic?...Dad! Get away from the window! Those aren't Jews...Its a nativity scene...we talked about this....Dad! Put down the gun, I am not buying the Wasserman's another Joseph"
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Re: election day

Postby goat balls » Wed Nov 09, 2016 11:43 pm

It was Putin!

PUTIN!

PPPPPUUUUTTTIIIINNNN!!!!!!!

I wonder where the queen is holed up now. Some underground lair? She's probably screeching at everybody. Bills nuts are vulnerable.

Anthony Weiner and Comey should stay away from Ft. Marcy park.

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Re: election day

Postby pyrohydra » Thu Nov 10, 2016 12:07 am

flipflop wrote:He is a bit barmy right enough, but a good watch.

Historians will look at the shitlords and alt-right to see how much of a difference they made to this election. They had the best jokes and memes. Pepe/KEK/Trump was inspired. I see it as a legitimate art form even.

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Indeed, from now on all future elections will be decided by memeing and shitposting on forums and imageboards. And we will always win because our memes are always far superior to lefty memes. We have witnessed something truly historic. This election is the turning point we have been waiting for. God speed.

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Re: election day

Postby shivers » Fri Nov 11, 2016 3:55 am

pyrohydra wrote:Indeed, from now on all future elections will be decided by memeing and shitposting on forums and imageboards.


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Re: election day

Postby shivers » Fri Nov 11, 2016 3:57 am

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ROR election day

Postby el3so » Mon Dec 19, 2016 12:57 am

she isn't a man you need to shut your fucking mouth little pussy bitch - random Youtube comment
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Re: election day

Postby Jefe » Fri Dec 23, 2016 12:36 am

LOL; even females didn't vote for Hillary. I am not a Trump Fan but at least they got the utter shit bags out. The lesser of two evils. One a knowing and competent evil, the other one a retarded semi-evil clown, too stupid to be entirely culpable for his actions trying to ride a unicycle through the global highway of innocent bystanders.

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Re: election day

Postby grawp » Sun Jan 01, 2017 2:45 pm

Friend Shivers,
I never trust a guy wearing a tie with a short sleeve dress shirt.
Too many bad memories involving high-pressure salesfolk.
Several of whom are buried in my back yard.

Whoops. Did I type that last bit out loud?

Seriously, Happy New Year, pardner.
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