by Jefe » Tue Nov 15, 2016 3:17 pm
I crack up watching these things. Busting some guy from Europe trying to enter the above nations to work or something and acting like it is a highly dramatic case where danger abounded.
Here is my summary of the episodes:
CANADA If you don't cooperate with me, I am going to be forced to stop saying please Sir or Ma'am.
AUS Yes, you can have your crack pipes back, but not the pills. And don't worry about screaming at me, apparently there's really nothing we can do about it.
US I am going to treat you like a pig and hassle the crap out of you because you are suspected of something so minor, an ant would view it as a pebble. Meanwhile, as Dr. Doom and
his support staff breeze thru.......
One of the best ones was in Canada where they found a knife on a Chinese Merchant vessel: "You know this is illegal aye? You could be in a lot of trouble for this knife because god knows, that on an ocean going merchant vessel, a knife is uncalled for and a dangerous weapon." (aftermath: "My heart was really pumping on that one. Officer safety is paramount, so we had a helicopter flying around to support this sting and the entire takedown costs about $125,000 dollars, but, we are boldly protecting people and risking our lives. Did you see how beady that Captains eyes were?
"Those who beat their swords into plowshares, inevitably wind up plowing for people with swords".
Jefe: well into a 12 pack of LaBatts Blue (AKA "BlueDevils"