MY APP IDEA THAT WILL MAKE ME RICH

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MY APP IDEA THAT WILL MAKE ME RICH

Postby Jefe » Sat Dec 17, 2016 8:18 pm

In this day of High Tech and Video Messages:

When you get put on hold, you get a selection for your wait

PRESS 1: For a Latina Stripper on a Pole
PRESS 2: For Bernie Sanders in Hell getting slapped around as Lenin's Bitch
PRESS 3: For AC/DC
PRESS 4: For Ronald Reagan Speeches
"Those who beat their swords into plowshares, inevitably wind up plowing for people with swords".

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MY APP IDEA THAT WILL MAKE ME RICH

Postby el3so » Sun Dec 18, 2016 11:21 pm

Jefe wrote:In this day of High Tech and Video Messages:

When you get put on hold, you get a selection for your wait

PRESS 1: For a Latina Stripper on a Pole
PRESS 2: For Bernie Sanders in Hell getting slapped around as Lenin's Bitch
PRESS 3: For AC/DC
PRESS 4: For Ronald Reagan Speeches
Hate to rain on your parade but they already made that, it's called a smart phone.

Weren't you the one investing in iraqi dinars? ;-)
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Re: MY APP IDEA THAT WILL MAKE ME RICH

Postby Jefe » Mon Dec 19, 2016 7:19 pm

LOL, you are right about the Dinars. But, only at 10% of a couple checks. The best part is that the finance guy shut me out and stole the idea and invested a lot in them. Hehe.

But for Obama surrendering to the world, it might have worked. Remember, Iraq was a very good society. The Dinar was about 3USD to 1 before the wars. They will come back in time. Just not overnight.

But, I got the consoliation prize and all the Saddam dinars went into the G Strings of many strippers who only saw big numbers. This was before Maduro was in office and 3 digits were thought to mean $$!

Good Mammery though.
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