2017: the end of the Kali Yuga

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2017: the end of the Kali Yuga

Postby flipflop » Mon Dec 19, 2016 4:29 pm

BREAKING: Russian Ambassador to Turkey has been shot in Ankara. 2017 will see the 10th avatar of Vishnu on earth, the end of the Kali Yuga fam. 2016 was a prelude to something bigger, catastrophic.

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Re: 2017: the end of the Kali Yuga

Postby Jefe » Mon Dec 19, 2016 7:07 pm

LOL, not the time to be in the "low" not so ready, but good god! Did you see the picture where that guy holds up a finger the size that a proctologist would kill for?

Kali Yuga? Sounds like a member of the Clinton or Obama administration senior leadership.
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Re: 2017: the end of the Kali Yuga

Postby MJK » Mon Dec 19, 2016 10:15 pm

The comment section at ZH on this story is really tearing into the guy's finger, a lack of blood pool under the ambassador, and they seem to think the ejection port on that piece looked all wrong. It looked fine to me; like an EAA pistol maybe. The story of his first several rounds being fired into the air smells a bit funny but so did the lack of security personnel as the shooter is wandering the stage pontificating in Turkish post gunfire. Ballsy cameramen too…pretty weird all in all. I would not want to be a US Ambassador right now if the Russians decide that this was the payback Obama had in mind. Some polonium with that salad, Mr Ambassador?
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Re: 2017: the end of the Kali Yuga

Postby goat balls » Mon Dec 19, 2016 10:23 pm

Have the "news" media blamed Trump yet?

And that Vishnu dude still owes me money. I'm a damn long shot from being done with him. Weasel.
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Re: 2017: the end of the Kali Yuga

Postby flipflop » Mon Dec 19, 2016 10:50 pm

Patriots always talk of dying for their country, and never of killing for their country - Bertrand Russell
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Re: 2017: the end of the Kali Yuga

Postby goat balls » Mon Dec 19, 2016 11:56 pm

Thankfully Obama has been briefed on the situation and then he went to play golf. So he's on it.

Christine Lagarde was found guilty today in France. Afterwards the IMF announced that Ms. Lagarde isn't subject to the laws of the little people and she fled France. So there's that.
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Re: 2017: the end of the Kali Yuga

Postby RYP » Tue Dec 20, 2016 1:07 pm

the CNN effect. Thousands of people were shot yesterday. They just had juicy non splatter footage so it consumed the media ecosystem
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Re: 2017: the end of the Kali Yuga

Postby goat balls » Tue Dec 20, 2016 1:11 pm

Trump officially the 45th president after yesterday's electoral vote. All of the death threats from the open minded and peace loving leftists had no affect. Soon he will release the Kraken.

Carlos Slim seen dining with Trump yesterday. The Mexicans are a very practical lot. They're about to get squeezed and they know it. Best to make a deal now.

The Venezuelans somehow found out that Rex "the Viking" will be at the state department. They know they are doomed now. They'll make a last stand in a jungle bunker somewhere.
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Re: 2017: the end of the Kali Yuga

Postby flipflop » Tue Dec 20, 2016 4:49 pm

Yeah fuck that shit with Lagarde. Convicted but no punishment, and they wonder why people are picking alternatives at the ballot box

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Re: 2017: the end of the Kali Yuga

Postby Jefe » Tue Dec 20, 2016 5:43 pm

Flip Flop

Great profile picture, LOL.

My manifesto is almost finished. Soon, it will be time to launch at the critical moment as the world edges to the brink of it's own Darwinian destruction.

I will do my own version of the NETFLIX shows about the chosen survivors:

WHISKEY DISTILLER? GO
38Ds? GO
Kurt like genius GO
Nowonmai Governor General
Immigrant line
to the West Like the Hitchhiker you pull over for and take off as they get near the door
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Re: 2017: the end of the Kali Yuga

Postby goat balls » Wed Dec 21, 2016 12:12 pm

The big Clinton donors are demanding an investigation into how the Hillary campaign spent 1.5 billion dollars. They want the receipts. They're pissed and aren't buying the whole Russian hacking crap. The donors are telling the democrat party no more money until they get an election "autopsy" of the money. They don't want to hear about Comey and the Russians.

These donors could expose the whole Clinton fraud machine and that of the democrat party as well. They know how corrupt it is and want it cleaned up. This is surprising, I figured they were always just buying influence.
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Re: 2017: the end of the Kali Yuga

Postby friendlyskies » Thu Dec 22, 2016 10:04 am

goat balls wrote:This is surprising, I figured they were always just buying influence.


They were buying influence. And now that they didn't get it, they want their money back.

If we were real leftists, like from the good old days, their Tesla-driving, 1%ing asses would be lined up against a wall and they'd all be shot in the head for fomenting corruption. But now it's all peace and love instead of justice and democracy, so I guess we'll just sit around and wait for Clinton to run in 2020 or whatever.

MJK wrote:The comment section at ZH on this story is really tearing into the guy's finger, a lack of blood pool under the ambassador, and they seem to think the ejection port on that piece looked all wrong. It looked fine to me; like an EAA pistol maybe. The story of his first several rounds being fired into the air smells a bit funny but so did the lack of security personnel as the shooter is wandering the stage pontificating in Turkish post gunfire. Ballsy cameramen too…pretty weird all in all.


Oh, the Satan-worshipping neocons always demand a very public blood sacrifice on the Winter Solstice. (Also at the end of April, in the run up to May Day.) This photogenic assassination and the Berlin terror attack are all part of the design, to rouse the rabble while celebrating the AntiChrist's official ascent to power via the Electoral College. Remember what Nostradamus said about him, the third AntiChrist, the "False trump who conceals madness." He said that "the laws of Byzantium will change." Look for regime change in Turkey before Secretary of the Navy Ray Mabus is murdered, ushering in WWIII for real.

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Re: 2017: the end of the Kali Yuga

Postby Jefe » Fri Dec 23, 2016 12:31 am

What Monica told Hillary after they Election?

CLOSE! BUT NO CIGAR!

Monica actually voted Republican. Something about the Democrats left a bad taste in her mouth.

The Best part; Now Bill and Hillary have to sit at home at night together...hehehe. I bet Bill's got porn stashed all over the house.
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Re: 2017: the end of the Kali Yuga

Postby MJK » Sat Dec 24, 2016 10:14 am

I have watched the Ambassador's 'shooting' a few times now and every flippin' thing about that video stanks. No blood, a very strangely posed corpse, videographers with balls of steel;spectators who don't flee but hang around casting semi furtive glances around corners and overturned tables? Cracka, please! I think the Ambassador and Putin are puffing on Cuban cigars right now and saying shit like, " ..a little taste of the old medicine, Barack Husseinovitch? You've been Sandy Hooked!" TNN has a breakdown with a still shot of the gunman looming over the Ambassador, while the video shows he never got that close. So how many takes did they need? Just look at the Ambassador's pose…look at him! Nobody hits the ground for the last time that neat.

http://www.newnationalist.net/2016/12/2 ... -cui-bono/

Now excuse me while I go get my padlocked Thermos from the fridge….it's thirsty work dragging all of you ignorant doubting Thomas' to the truth.
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Re: 2017: the end of the Kali Yuga

Postby seektravelinfo » Mon Dec 26, 2016 1:46 am

Now that is some tin-foil hat shizzel right there.
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