2018 - Year of Liberals

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Re: 2018 - Year of Liberals

Postby goat balls » Fri Jul 14, 2017 12:23 am

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Re: 2018 - Year of Liberals

Postby kinderdigi » Fri Jul 14, 2017 7:26 pm

nowonmai wrote:It could happen.

2018 - Year of Liberals
A Dystopian Plot

A sexworkers strike has destroyed the world as we know it.

The year is 2018. Leighton Buzzard is a windswept place ruled by liberals. Once glorious, Starbucks is now glistening.

Slovenly pimp, Reverend Dave Smegg is humanity's only hope. Dave finds the courage to start a secret revolutionary organization called The Assless Chaps Society of Free Love.

The fight is jeopardised when Dave is tricked by moist hookers mate, Ms Violet Flange, and injures his elbow.

Armed with wooden spoons and suspender belts, The Assless Chaps Society of Free Love try their best to save mankind, but can they defeat snowflakes liberals and restore Starbucks to its former glory?


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Re: 2018 - Year of Liberals

Postby JohnnyFishfinger » Thu Jul 20, 2017 9:48 am

hahahaha...this is great!
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