The Big BFC Audience Survey

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It is thought that the audience for BFC has expired but evidence is lacking. So are you still alive?

Yes
16
42%
No
4
11%
I'm in hiding for tax/spouse/warcrimes/sexchange/legal injunction reasons
5
13%
I'm a pornbot
2
5%
I was involved with the thesis and got banned
0
No votes
I wasn't involved with the thesis and got banned
1
3%
I'm senile. What time is breakfast and can I have toast with the crusts cut off? Nurse, I think you might need to change my sheets
1
3%
Seth Rich Seth Rich Seth Rich Seth Rich Seth Rich Seth Rich Seth Rich Seth Rich Seth Rich Seth Rich Seth Rich Seth Rich Seth Rich Seth Rich Seth Rich
1
3%
I'm Penta
8
21%
 
Total votes : 38

Re: The Big BFC Audience Survey

Postby ROB » Sun Aug 11, 2019 3:27 am

Fansy wrote:this place is still a shithole. but a familiar one. still fuck you all, hope you're doing well. hilarious that the useless, contrived history forum survived the late purge. this site better be merged into one dead forum or better yet just straight 404 when i check again in 5 years. take care!


eat shit

hope your self imposed exile is going well.
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Re: The Big BFC Audience Survey

Postby Kurt » Tue Sep 03, 2019 5:10 pm

ROB wrote:
Fansy wrote:this place is still a shithole. but a familiar one. still fuck you all, hope you're doing well. hilarious that the useless, contrived history forum survived the late purge. this site better be merged into one dead forum or better yet just straight 404 when i check again in 5 years. take care!


eat shit

hope your self imposed exile is going well.


It is going quite well. The Academic standards he advocated for have come to fruition and all Thesis Writers have been kicked down to pre-PHD status due to his diligent work and his kicking ass in his meticulous research. As it happened he was not being played at all in a vendetta but instead he stuck to his standards and prevailed.

Dr. V is working as a waitress in a Little Chef near Leeds.
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Re: The Big BFC Audience Survey

Postby Kurt » Tue Sep 03, 2019 5:18 pm

..actually I lied.

Dr. V is doing extraordinarily well, still has her Doctorate and has a position that can be best described as "high ranking" and "influential".

I forgot to gloat about this due to the fact I was busy with other things.
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Re: The Big BFC Audience Survey

Postby Kurt » Wed Sep 04, 2019 5:22 pm

I just went through 9 years of removing users who met both criteria:

1. Have not logged in for two years.

and

2. Have never posted.

I found:

A bunch of users from 2012 from Ingle who had full admin rights to the board but had only logged in once. I removed them because that is a security risk.

One guy named Scott from Thailand who had about 60 users. Always gave his full name and contact info so I know it was the same guy..He just seems to have forgot his old login info each time or forgot he registered here ..about 60 times in the span of 2 years.

Scott from Thailand is probably dead because he stopped registering so RIP.

I forgot that in 2011 I had taken over an Xrumer Botnet that registered and posted here and elsewhere and I patched the infected computers and changed all the passwords of the spammer email accounts. Hardly made a dent.

The database is not working properly as it does not show users registered after 2012 though they exist in the database and I have to force the issue in order to see them.

This flaw hid about 12,000 spammer registrations from January 2014 to February 2014. These were for Michael Kors products.

Vincent Churchill, the ESL teacher and South African con man made a sock puppet that succeeded in encouraging me to remove information that would be searchable online about him so I have to find out what that is and repost it since I am spiteful.
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Re: The Big BFC Audience Survey

Postby Bronco » Wed Sep 11, 2019 2:36 am

I had to log in just to see if I'm still here.
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Re: The Big BFC Audience Survey

Postby Kurt » Wed Sep 11, 2019 5:39 pm

Bronco wrote:I had to log in just to see if I'm still here.


Actually that is always my fear when doing deletions that I will remove someone who posts here by accident, luckily if I remove someone with no posts it does not give me a drop down menu with the option to leave or delete the users posts so that helps avoid mistakes.

We had a long time poster named ProzacElf, one day RYP saw "Prozac" in the name and deleted him and everything he wrote back when it was the height of pill spam. We felt really bad about that one.
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Re: The Big BFC Audience Survey

Postby ROB » Fri Sep 13, 2019 1:59 pm

You motherfuckers deleted ProzacElf? Is nothing fucking sacred?
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Re: The Big BFC Audience Survey

Postby Kurt » Fri Sep 13, 2019 4:56 pm

ROB wrote:You motherfuckers deleted ProzacElf? Is nothing fucking sacred?


Nothing is. Now.
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digital rust baby

Postby el3so » Tue Sep 17, 2019 12:32 am

Kurt wrote: One guy named Scott from Thailand who had about 60 users. Always gave his full name and contact info so I know it was the same guy..He just seems to have forgot his old login info each time or forgot he registered here. About 60 times in the span of 2 years. Scott from Thailand is probably dead because he stopped registering so RIP.
Already pretty pickled so dunno if it counts but here's to Scott from Thailand!
Sipping that premium pilsner you will no longer imbibe, reminiscing 'bout that slant-eyed sex worker vibe you were probably into.
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Re: digital rust baby

Postby Kurt » Tue Sep 17, 2019 1:03 pm

el3so wrote:
Kurt wrote: One guy named Scott from Thailand who had about 60 users. Always gave his full name and contact info so I know it was the same guy..He just seems to have forgot his old login info each time or forgot he registered here. About 60 times in the span of 2 years. Scott from Thailand is probably dead because he stopped registering so RIP.
Already pretty pickled so dunno if it counts but here's to Scott from Thailand!
Sipping that premium pilsner you will no longer imbibe, reminiscing 'bout that slant-eyed sex worker vibe you were probably into.


Yep, probably was into that.
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