The Big BFC Audience Survey

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It is thought that the audience for BFC has expired but evidence is lacking. So are you still alive?

Yes
7
39%
No
2
11%
I'm in hiding for tax/spouse/warcrimes/sexchange/legal injunction reasons
1
6%
I'm a pornbot
1
6%
I was involved with the thesis and got banned
0
No votes
I wasn't involved with the thesis and got banned
1
6%
I'm senile. What time is breakfast and can I have toast with the crusts cut off? Nurse, I think you might need to change my sheets
0
No votes
Seth Rich Seth Rich Seth Rich Seth Rich Seth Rich Seth Rich Seth Rich Seth Rich Seth Rich Seth Rich Seth Rich Seth Rich Seth Rich Seth Rich Seth Rich
1
6%
I'm Penta
5
28%
 
Total votes : 18

The Big BFC Audience Survey

Postby nowonmai » Sun Sep 10, 2017 11:40 pm

Have your say so content can be adjusted to ensure optimum user experience.
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Re: The Big BFC Audience Survey

Postby nowonmai » Tue Sep 12, 2017 9:22 pm

Five responses in two days is disappointing and doesn't reflect the vibrant and substantial active user database. I forgot to say that in order to incentivise survey participation there is a prize draw for participants.

First prize - A night out with BOR
Second prize - Two nights out with BOR
Third prize - Three nights out with BOR

Wooden spoon - a week in a vegan refugee assistance commune with Sneerk. Bring own lube.

Prizes will be enforced within 28 days of competition result. Winners will be forbidden from wearing ear defenders for the duration of the prize night. A night is defined as being from 1700 - 0600 the following morning. The judges decision is final and the authenticity and independence of the draw will be guaranteed by the esteemed Professor Violent Wigglebottom OBE of Felchester University. No responsibility is accepted for any depression, anxiety, STI or unexpected bouts of rage incurred through acceptance of the prizes.
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Re: The Big BFC Audience Survey

Postby goat balls » Wed Sep 13, 2017 12:11 am

Life's not all about burritos and strippers my friend. Remember that.
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Re: The Big BFC Audience Survey

Postby MJK » Thu Sep 14, 2017 1:41 am

No, but if that's all you got you got it good. I've been hanging out on the DarkWeb but I can't see shit there and I walked into a firewall and broke my nodes.
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Re: The Big BFC Audience Survey

Postby nowonmai » Fri Sep 15, 2017 10:41 pm

I think this a pretty accurate survey.
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Re: The Big BFC Audience Survey

Postby nowonmai » Wed Sep 20, 2017 8:17 pm

Good to see Penta and Yorick responded.

Penta get's third prize. Yorick get's first and second prize.
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Re: The Big BFC Audience Survey

Postby Devlin » Thu Sep 21, 2017 12:15 am

I have a new computer, I am back.
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Re: The Big BFC Audience Survey

Postby goat balls » Thu Sep 21, 2017 12:29 am

I'm just glad you didn't include tentacle porn in the multiple choice above. Whew! Would've made it a difficult choice.
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Re: The Big BFC Audience Survey

Postby Kurt » Thu Sep 21, 2017 3:44 am

goat balls wrote:I'm just glad you didn't include tentacle porn in the multiple choice above. Whew! Would've made it a difficult choice.


Like war with North Korea, Tentacle Porn is always on the table.
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Re: The Big BFC Audience Survey

Postby goat balls » Thu Sep 21, 2017 1:31 pm

Yes. This is true.

But Nowonmai could have referenced the mullet haircut too. Mullet. Known throughout Florida as a haircut. If you want anything different, you have to specify, book in advance, and leave a deposit. Spooks the barbers, it does.
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Re: The Big BFC Audience Survey

Postby Farmdog » Fri Sep 22, 2017 4:09 am

Tried to vote, couldn't. Currently deployed trying to view from a damn iPhone.
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Re: The Big BFC Audience Survey

Postby dogtanian » Sun Sep 24, 2017 1:30 pm

1. I once met Penta; had a bottle of wine with her. She's a very nice, educated, and well travelled lady. No idea why she got banned and tbh I don't really care.

2. The lack of fresh meat entering the BFC abattoir is probably due to the amount of obscene language smatterd within threads and tread titles. This has basically killed the BFC insofar as google search rankings are concerned. Therefore, very few new members... and underweight volume of web traffic. This would be easy enough to fix by removing all the 'fucks' and 'cunts' at database level.
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Re: The Big BFC Audience Survey

Postby ROB » Mon Sep 25, 2017 1:55 am

dogtanian wrote:1. I once met Penta; had a bottle of wine with her. She's a very nice, educated, and well travelled lady. No idea why she got banned and tbh I don't really care.

2. The lack of fresh meat entering the BFC abattoir is probably due to the amount of obscene language smatterd within threads and tread titles. This has basically killed the BFC insofar as google search rankings are concerned. Therefore, very few new members... and underweight volume of web traffic. This would be easy enough to fix by removing all the 'fucks' and 'cunts' at database level.


Fuck off, cunt.
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Re: The Big BFC Audience Survey

Postby Bronco » Tue Sep 26, 2017 4:26 am

What Dogtanian said. Although, I've never met or even talked with Penta. I always thought she provided some interesting viewpoints to the discussions.
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