4th of July Military Parade

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4th of July Military Parade

Postby Kurt » Thu Jul 04, 2019 2:11 am

That is some second and third world bullshit.
I suppose we will be able to tell who is in favor in the current regime by watching who is closest to the leader when he waves to the crowd. At least "Kremlin Watchers" from 40 years ago have something to do with their skills now.

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Re: 4th of July Military Parade

Postby snaark » Thu Jul 04, 2019 9:56 am

Military parades are like shoving a roll of coins down you skintight jeans; they're supposed to make small armies look bigger and more impressive than they really are. The fact is the US doesn't need to look big and impressive. It's the biggest wang around and everyone in the world knows it. In fact, the would have to scale down the parade in order for it to last less than eternity, which kind of defeats the purpose. I think the military should respond by making every single tank, plane and soldier in all 4 armed forces join in the parade. See how the fat cunt likes standing and saluting for a whole week. You wanted a parade, we'll give you a parade Mr President!

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Re: 4th of July Military Parade

Postby svizzerams » Thu Jul 04, 2019 8:22 pm

Just what our tin-pot dictator asked for...and we didn’t...and we pay for. Sad! BIGLY!
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Re: 4th of July Military Parade

Postby gnaruki » Sat Jul 06, 2019 3:28 am

All hail Orange Julius and his mightiest military!

I'm a centrist so this is all nuts.
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Re: 4th of July Military Parade

Postby Chimborazo » Wed Jul 10, 2019 4:56 pm

Kurt wrote:That is some second and third world bullshit.

If Cheeto Benito could whatever he wanted, the U.S. would be a second or third world country by the end of his second term (which wouldn't be his last term).
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