by snaark » Thu Jul 04, 2019 9:56 am
Military parades are like shoving a roll of coins down you skintight jeans; they're supposed to make small armies look bigger and more impressive than they really are. The fact is the US doesn't need to look big and impressive. It's the biggest wang around and everyone in the world knows it. In fact, the would have to scale down the parade in order for it to last less than eternity, which kind of defeats the purpose. I think the military should respond by making every single tank, plane and soldier in all 4 armed forces join in the parade. See how the fat cunt likes standing and saluting for a whole week. You wanted a parade, we'll give you a parade Mr President!
Happy 4th of July seppos.