I had surgery

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Re: I had surgery

Postby Kurt » Sun Sep 22, 2019 11:40 pm

Lost Boy wrote:Kurt, I wish you a speedy recovery. Take care of yourself, sir.


Thanks. At 100% now with just the caveat that I do not take up lifting weights daily for exercise.
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Re: I had surgery

Postby RYP » Tue Oct 01, 2019 7:48 pm

Glad you are better.
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j/k good to hear you are okay-ish

Postby el3so » Wed Oct 02, 2019 11:54 pm

Kinda read up on your condition. I urge you to change your flair to "gut buster".
Kurt wrote:At 100% now with just the caveat that I do not take up lifting weights daily for exercise.
Heh "for exercise". Doc at the time told me I shouldn't follow my life-long dream of becoming a longshoreman.

Mine sometimes still flares up, f.e. when switching between extreme temperatures or when simultaneously lifting 60 or so kilograms whilst rapidly moving my pelvic region for prolonged periods of time. And plz don't get me started at the combination thereof, I found out the hard way one summer taht quite a few things aren't covered by mortician professional indemnity insurance.
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Re: I had surgery

Postby denise » Fri Oct 04, 2019 2:23 am

Wimps try having a baby sometime.


Try Pilates or ballet or Canadian Air force Isometrics or something.
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Re: I had surgery

Postby Kurt » Mon Oct 07, 2019 12:35 pm

Started swimming again. Up to 3/4 of a mile per day and hoping to be at 1 mile by the end of this week.

Sidestroke. Only person at the pool who does laps via sidestroke.
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Re: I had surgery

Postby ROB » Thu Oct 10, 2019 5:17 am

I thought you had a mistress who would only give you a handjob.
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Re: I had surgery

Postby Kurt » Thu Oct 10, 2019 3:49 pm

ROB wrote:I thought you had a mistress who would only give you a handjob.


That was during my career directing cuckhold pornography.
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Postby el3so » Fri Apr 03, 2020 9:39 pm

Kurt wrote:
ROB wrote:a mistress who would only give you a handjob.

That was during my career directing cuckhold pornography.
You kid but there's been a bunch of that stuff on my feed, mixed in with stepmom/sis stuff. Not my cup of tea but they got the hawt chicks so sure. The actors/performers aren't in a real family dynamic anyway but the added (not-active) dude isn't much of an extra. Maybe if I were in a long-term stable relationship the kink would be there but for now, I guess I just don't get it.
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Re: surgery

Postby Kurt » Sat Apr 04, 2020 11:59 pm

el3so wrote:
Kurt wrote:
ROB wrote:a mistress who would only give you a handjob.

That was during my career directing cuckhold pornography.
You kid but there's been a bunch of that stuff on my feed, mixed in with stepmom/sis stuff. Not my cup of tea but they got the hawt chicks so sure. The actors/performers aren't in a real family dynamic anyway but the added (not-active) dude isn't much of an extra. Maybe if I were in a long-term stable relationship the kink would be there but for now, I guess I just don't get it.


I was wondering if "Sneeze Porn" would become a thing now.
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Re: I had surgery

Postby ROB » Sun Apr 05, 2020 8:39 am

You thought he sneezed on you?

I have some good news and bad news.
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Re: I had surgery

Postby RYP » Thu May 07, 2020 2:59 am

Stay well. Never trust robots.
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Re: I had surgery

Postby Kurt » Thu May 07, 2020 1:22 pm

RYP wrote:Stay well. Never trust robots.


Two things defeat robots:

Lies and string.
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Re: I had surgery

Postby soulohio » Thu May 07, 2020 3:22 pm

i say olde chap
please send me the deets for your doctor
i tried to fix my own hernia
but the little lady kept dropping the mirror
seems the sight of blood
makes her
squeamish
where are you going? why don't you walk the wheel with us? what is the matter my american friend? what has upset you?
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Postby el3so » Fri May 08, 2020 10:45 pm

soulohio wrote:i say olde chap
please send me the deets for your doctor
i tried to fix my own hernia
but the little lady kept dropping the mirror
seems the sight of blood
makes her
squeamish
Are you okay man?

FWIW I was just kidding about desecrating a corpse back in 2019.
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