If I die, I just want you 2 know you're a bunch of shit bags

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If I die, I just want you 2 know you're a bunch of shit bags

Postby ROB » Thu Mar 19, 2020 12:37 pm

But an interesting bunch of shit bags, so there's that.

And that's not a small thing.
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Re: If I die, I just want you 2 know you're a bunch of shit

Postby el3so » Thu Mar 19, 2020 2:59 pm

You mean 'when I die' ;-)
But yeah, it was nice exchanging text messages over an internet message-board with most of you strangers all these years. The IRL meets were memorable as well.
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Postby El Pelon » Sun Mar 22, 2020 1:30 am

It's good to have run around the world, IRL and in the digital realm, with the rogues and renegades from this dirty little hole in the wall of the interwebs. Hopefully we all make it through Coronapocalypse and tell glorious tales of survival that must always begin with "So there I was..."

Rock on everyone and don't forget to gargle hand sanitizer from time to time.
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Re: If I die, I just want you 2 know you're a bunch of shit

Postby snaark » Sun Mar 22, 2020 9:57 am

Don't worry Rob, chlamydia is not fatal.
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Re: If I die, I just want you 2 know you're a bunch of shit

Postby sparrow » Sun Apr 26, 2020 2:37 am

You're still a shitbag. Did you die yet or not? Because that would be an important part of the conversation right?

No?
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Re: If I die, I just want you 2 know you're a bunch of shit

Postby ROB » Sun Apr 26, 2020 6:08 am

El Pelon wrote:and don't forget to gargle hand sanitizer from time to time.


Remember when this comment seemed like a funny quip?
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Re: If I die, I just want you 2 know you're a bunch of shit

Postby ROB » Sun Apr 26, 2020 6:08 am

sparrow wrote:You're still a shitbag. Did you die yet or not? Because that would be an important part of the conversation right?

No?


I died.

Your old lady sucked me back to life.
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Re: If I die, I just want you 2 know you're a bunch of shit

Postby sparrow » Mon Apr 27, 2020 6:24 am

Gross.Where's that axe? I know it's around here somewhere.
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Re: If I die, I just want you 2 know you're a bunch of shit

Postby ROB » Tue Apr 28, 2020 12:10 am

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Postby el3so » Tue Apr 28, 2020 6:31 pm

ROB wrote:
sparrow wrote:Did you die yet or not?
No?

I died. Your old lady sucked me back to life.
Hold up. You two are straight?
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Postby MJK » Wed Apr 29, 2020 1:41 am

Heheheheh
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Re: If I die, I just want you 2 know you're a bunch of shit

Postby soulohio » Thu May 07, 2020 2:55 am

you can beat me, mince me and toss what`s left in an oven
and still not have a bag bad enough to bale my shit
well, maybe a Fendi bag
my ex would kill for one of those
and she knows how to kill
beleive me
where are you going? why don't you walk the wheel with us? what is the matter my american friend? what has upset you?
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Re: If I die, I just want you 2 know you're a bunch of shit

Postby ROB » Thu May 07, 2020 3:15 am

Um, was that a haiku?
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