Who is getting tracked by Bill Gates?

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Who is getting tracked by Bill Gates?

Postby Kurt » Sat Apr 03, 2021 3:51 pm

I am.

This week I got my Pfizer jab. The symptoms were that I was a bit fatigued and my shoulder felt like I had a torn muscle.

The area set up by New York State so Bill Gates could track us and feed intel to The Clinton Foundation, Bildebergs and the Rothschilds was quite spacious and the National Guardsmen organizing the flow and violating their oaths by protecting the site from attacks by Patriots were wonderful people. I saw them rush to help a group of disabled people in wheelchairs get tracked by Bill Gates and the crew stuck with them until they assisted them into their Access-A-Ride Socialist Transportation Vehicles.

Also, we had a six piece orchestra playing live music the whole time. First live music I have seen since the start of this conspiracy so it was very nice to have in the waiting area to see if the Bill Gates tracking device produced an allergic reaction that would cause the whole tracking program to come to a halt if I was allowed to live after getting a puffy face.

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Re: Who is getting tracked by Bill Gates?

Postby snaark » Sat Apr 03, 2021 7:39 pm

I don't quite understand the Bill Gates conspiracy theory thing. I mean, have people never actually seen a microchip? I know approximately dick all about electronics, but I'm pretty sure they don't come in liquid form.

Anyway, I'm not even close to receiving my microchip. This has something to do with some incompetent baroness in Brussels insisting that the price of vaccines is something worth spending months negotiating in the middle of a fucking pandemic.
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Re: Who is getting tracked by Bill Gates?

Postby Kurt » Sat Apr 03, 2021 7:53 pm

snaark wrote:I don't quite understand the Bill Gates conspiracy theory thing. I mean, have people never actually seen a microchip? I know approximately dick all about electronics, but I'm pretty sure they don't come in liquid form.

Anyway, I'm not even close to receiving my microchip. This has something to do with some incompetent baroness in Brussels insisting that the price of vaccines is something worth spending months negotiating in the middle of a fucking pandemic.


In Ebola, Malaria and Cholera lands they were prepared for a pandemic but the West was not.

Even though all of Nigeria's vaccines are going to the highest bidder and Fulani cattle herders to punish "The South" they still handled it better than we did.

You'd think the EU would just be like: "Hey, We are the fucking EU. This is what we will pay and therefore this is what you will sell it to us for. You can bitch about it later through our arbitration services if you want."

That is how New York would get a decent price for the jabs as in "We pay this price now and you deliver or you can take it up later with Attorney General Leticia James who caused the United State's most powerful lobbying group to crap all over itself and die"
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Postby el3so » Sat Apr 03, 2021 8:37 pm

No tracker yet but then again I never did trust the guy after he sent me all those emails, promising a dollar to goodwill for each person I would forward his message to in the early 2000s.
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Re: Who is getting tracked by Bill Gates?

Postby Darcy » Sun Apr 04, 2021 9:54 pm

Sorry had to delete my post, I am being tracked....
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Re: Who is getting tracked by Bill Gates?

Postby svizzerams » Tue Apr 06, 2021 1:14 am

Welp - I got 1100 more doses of Moderna Vaccine last week. You can't imagine how much of a bother it is to try to insert all those tiny microchips into the vials. I have to put 10 microchips in each vial - then it was hellish teaching the vaccinators to pull up just one microchip for each individual dose from that multi-dose vial. But hey - for world domination its worth all the trouble. Amirite?! Bwahahahahahaha.
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Re: Who is getting tracked by Bill Gates?

Postby Dabbi » Tue Apr 06, 2021 12:27 pm

Idiots, the vaccine is for depopulation

Your brains are all tracked with 5G waves right now
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Re: Who is getting tracked by Bill Gates?

Postby Kurt » Tue Apr 06, 2021 7:14 pm

Dabbi wrote:Idiots, the vaccine is for depopulation

Your brains are all tracked with 5G waves right now


Oh God, 5G.

What a headache. (I mean the figurative kind)

Anyway, way back in 2012 the US government passed an "unfunded mandate" ....meaning "Do as we say but we are not paying for it" to convert all railways to PTC (Positive Train Control) ...which at least it working now.

Anyway, the main communication from the rail cars to the track and GPS system is done by UWB (Ultra Wide Band) which is basically 5G but it cannot be used for phone communications...Just railway based wireless.

So that is great. That is good. BUTTTTT last year some Russian disinformation (It was) was spread around the UK and got tons of the Stupid Class of Brits to go out and set 5G towers on fire. A pretty decent experiment in "Hey Ivan, Betting can make bad teeth nation destroy communication infrastructure with lie"

Then knowing we have even dumber and more dangerous people than the UK does we had to track down all the UWB transponders, make sure they had surveillance and that cops had an incident response plan to protect them since this was now part of US Infrastructure.

Stupid people are very expensive but some of them are keeping me in a job at least.
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Re: Who is getting tracked by Bill Gates?

Postby Kurt » Wed Apr 21, 2021 11:42 pm

Got the second one. I have now had my genetics altered so i am no longer technically human.

I now have no legal rights and can submit to domination by my Technocrat overlords.
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Re: Who is getting tracked by Bill Gates?

Postby Lost Boy » Thu Apr 22, 2021 4:26 pm

Kurt wrote:Got the second one. I have now had my genetics altered so i am no longer technically human.

I now have no legal rights and can submit to domination by my Technocrat overlords.


I'm not sure what happened to you Kurt. I don't remember you always being this deranged.
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Re: Who is getting tracked by Bill Gates?

Postby ROB » Fri Apr 23, 2021 1:13 am

Americans really struggle with taking the piss.
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Re: Who is getting tracked by Bill Gates?

Postby Kurt » Fri Apr 23, 2021 2:44 am

ROB wrote:Americans really struggle with taking the piss.


I had a somewhat clever comment for this but then I realized some of my countrymen would recommend Saw Palmetto for my prostate.
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Re: Who is getting tracked by Bill Gates?

Postby shivers » Sat May 01, 2021 11:23 pm

It's about damn time mRNA vaccines went live. I regret missing the chance to participate in the trials. I got my 2 Pfeizer jabs, and eagerly await any boosters, should we need them.
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Postby el3so » Tue May 18, 2021 9:17 pm

Kurt wrote: some of my countrymen would recommend Saw Palmetto for my prostate.
All you need is orgasms, son, and plenty of them ;-)

Gov says I should get invited for my first inoculation week of May 31st 2021. We'll see.
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Re: Who is getting tracked by Bill Gates?

Postby snaark » Thu May 20, 2021 12:30 pm

Just got my first shot of Astrazeneca, aka the red-headed step-child of Corona vaccines, by virtue of the fact that no-one else wants it. Anyone tracking me is going to be very disappointed.
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