Death Pool 2022: now with rules.

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Re: Death Pool 2022: now with rules.

Postby vagabond » Fri Aug 05, 2022 6:22 pm

Kurt wrote:
vagabond wrote:
Kurt wrote:
Kurt wrote:1. Alex Jones. Younger than me, waddle shuffles like an old man. Is apparently drunk often and really reckless with firearms. Anti Mask, anti-vax.



I guess we can add "Stress from potential financial ruin" to this too.

Screw over millions of right wing dummies all day with lies, supplements and bullshit medical advice that actually kills them = No Problem
Tell a few Rich Connecticut parents that their dead kids did not actually exist in order to sell supplements to dummies = Rinky-Dink Finances are revealed quite easily cuz everyone bragged about them.


Rinky-Dink = $165 million over three years?

I just can't imagine these grifters raking in so much but then there's gotta be some crossover with those donating to megachurches and their pastors who have private jets.

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Also, I don't know if this counts for 2022, but I don't think Biden is making it all four years in office.


I don't think he'd make it for 8 but I think he will pull off 4.

And "Rinky-Dink" is not the total take but rather the amounts.


Probably food for another thread, but he should've been playing all this as if he was a one term president the whole time. But yeah, aim for 4 definitely not 8.
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Re: Death Pool 2022: now with rules.

Postby rickshaw92 » Mon Aug 08, 2022 11:29 am

RIP T.C.
Im reallly fuclimg pissed but fespite that I can still hit a tarfet at 1000m plus. mayVRVe bnot tonight but it qint beyond the wit if man. Nowhammy.
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Re: Death Pool 2022: now with rules.

Postby rickshaw92 » Tue Aug 30, 2022 9:49 pm

Gorby just croaked.
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Postby el3so » Wed Aug 31, 2022 2:35 am

You know what would be really spooky? That port-wine stain showing up on Putin's head, like overnight.

edit: RIP mister Gorbachev.
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Postby sparrow » Wed Aug 31, 2022 3:20 am

el3so wrote:You know what would be really spooky? That port-wine stain showing up on Putin's head, like overnight.

edit: RIP mister Gorbachev.

It would if Putin were in any way worthy of anything. He's not.

He's a modern time piece of shit man who tried to commit a coup/land grab that didn't work so that has turned into a murderous rampage to suit his ego.

His family must be so proud.
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Re: Death Pool 2022: now with rules.

Postby mb » Thu Sep 01, 2022 9:14 pm

was 'oligarch' on the list? i guess in late 2021 few people had 'consolidate opinion in ru even more' on the list...

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-62750584
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Postby el3so » Tue Sep 13, 2022 10:28 pm

ROB wrote:1. Henry Kissinger
2. The Queen
3. Betty White

I figure it's the glasses that make him immortal.
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Re: with rules

Postby vagabond » Wed Sep 14, 2022 4:39 am

el3so wrote:
ROB wrote:1. Henry Kissinger
2. The Queen
3. Betty White

I figure it's the glasses that make him immortal.


It's like that episode of The Simpsons where all the evils inside are balanced enough to keep him alive. Wtf.

The Behind the Bastards on that guy was eye-opening.
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Re: with rules

Postby snaark » Thu Sep 15, 2022 1:36 pm

el3so wrote:
ROB wrote:1. Henry Kissinger
2. The Queen
3. Betty White

I figure it's the glasses that make him immortal.


I'm guessing it's got more to do with the fact that he never actually stopped working. Retirement is the biggest killer of people over 65.
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Re: Death Pool 2022: now with rules.

Postby seektravelinfo » Thu Sep 15, 2022 6:04 pm

Ding Dong Ken Starr is Dead.
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Re: with rules

Postby seektravelinfo » Thu Sep 15, 2022 6:05 pm

snaark wrote:
el3so wrote:
ROB wrote:1. Henry Kissinger
2. The Queen
3. Betty White

I figure it's the glasses that make him immortal.


I'm guessing it's got more to do with the fact that he never actually stopped working. Retirement is the biggest killer of people over 65.



You are absolutely right.
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Re: Death Pool 2022: now with rules.

Postby SRR » Thu Sep 29, 2022 3:58 am

On the brink of nuclear war with no Queen, and now no Coolio. What a terrible timeline.
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Re: Death Pool 2022: now with rules.

Postby sparrow » Mon Oct 10, 2022 11:44 pm

Anyone that pisses Putin off goes out a sixth floor window, gets Novichoked or polonium-210 poisoned. So yeah, all of them.
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Re: Death Pool 2022: now with rules.

Postby seektravelinfo » Tue Oct 11, 2022 3:11 pm

Let’s not forget the great Loretta Lynn who died in her sleep last week.
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Re: Death Pool 2022: now with rules.

Postby Kurt » Mon Nov 07, 2022 2:29 pm

It would be too late to claim a "win" on this but I think Putin will croak soon.

Pancreatic cancer. The treatments are getting better but it is still a rapid death type of cancer.
Plus Parkinson's disease.
The thing is that "The East" treats Parkinson's with this powerful psychedelic called "Parkisan"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trihexyphenidyl
The typical hallucination is "rude ghosts" who demand hospitality (I am serious), so getting too high involves making tea and snacks for ghosts that end up not approving of tea and snacks.
Anyway, I don't recommend it. I had just an accelerated heart rate while my friends all went shopping for ghosts. (again, I am serious about this)

After American Thanksgiving I will put up the 2023 Death Pool cuz USA USA
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