Death Pool 2022: now with rules.

[Kurt]

Actually a rule:

No one who is 90 years old or older. So no Queen, no Jimmy Carter and no Betty White.

Since the board is slow we will run the pool until February 1st GMT.

[Kurt]

1. Alex Jones. Younger than me, waddle shuffles like an old man. Is apparently drunk often and really reckless with firearms. Anti Mask, anti-vax.

2. Phil Collins. Just not in good shape.

3. Ronnie Wood. Old. A rolling stone.

4. Bill Clinton. House of Clinton is stirring with political aspirations that are non-Clinton. Something is up.

5. Roger Stone. Anti Mask, AntiVax and lives in Florida surrounded by others like him.

6. Elon Musk. Some weird Space Accident.

7. Right Wing Radio Guys. Fat, think COVID is a hoax, and old.

8. Some Liberal Idiot who lied about being vaccinated.

9. Diane Fienstien (shes not 90 yet, right? 88 I think)

[snaark]

So I can't pick Henry Kissinger again? I was sure 2022 was going to be the year.

[Kurt]

So I can't pick Henry Kissinger again? I was sure 2022 was going to be the year.

That is always a classic, but no. Fish + Barrel + Gun.

The 80 somethings are wide open though

[ROB]

1. Henry Kissinger
2. The Queen
3. Betty White

[Kurt]

1. Henry Kissinger
2. The Queen
3. Betty White

Curses! I cannot really prevent anything with my "rules"

It'd be really funny if I freaked out and deleted the database over this.

[seektravelinfo]

A member of the Sackler family, though not from an OxyContin overdose.

A member of the British Royal Family, probably Prince Andrew, because he’s inconvenient to have around, but they’ll wait until Liz dies because he is her favorite.

Assange.

A member of “The Squad” from Capitol Hill. An assassination.

Rudy Giuliani. A stroke and/or liver cirrhosis.

Chris Christie. Heart attack.

Alex Jones. We can hope.

Pope Benedict.

[el3so]

Covid restrictions mean my odds of dying in a naked ladies avalanche are even slimmer than usual. A man can dream though, a man can dream...

[Devlin]

Joe Biden -- Dies in his sleep, natural causes.

Ozzy Osbourne --- Heart attack

Madonna ---- Suicide

Steve King --- Natural Causes

Ben or Jerry -- one of their white tigers will attack them during a show.

[Kurt]

Ben or Jerry -- one of their white tigers will attack them during a show.

This is my favorite prediction so far.

[snaark]

Ozzy Osbourne --- Heart attack

No way. He and Keith Richards are getting a letter from the queen for sure. It's something to do with the preservative properties of heroin.

[Kurt]

Ozzy Osbourne --- Heart attack

No way. He and Keith Richards are getting a letter from the queen for sure. It's something to do with the preservative properties of heroin.

I think it is the preservative properties of being rich, having a staff and a series of doctors and nurses on-call.

Every few years we in the U.S get a story like "What part of the French diet makes them so healthy?"

A: Single payer health care, generous vacation time and a 35 hour work week enforced by national law.

Then the article goes on to speculate about wine, duck fat or riding a bicycle to the baker everyday to get a baguette.

[el3so]

Guess I'll say it: Trump, covid.

[Kurt]

Guess I'll say it: Trump, covid.

Trump is vaxxed but he does hang out with the plague crowd....so maybe a "breakthrough" case will get him.

Guys in his position (backstabbing demogogue) always seem to be killed by a close associate that they screwed over (George Lincoln Rockwell) or their bodyguards.

If the Secret Service bails on him due to crimes in office I would add Trump to my list by assassination.

[Tarkan]

Trump has also already had covid. So I don’t think covid is going to get him. Assassination might. I don’t think the powers that be will let him run again.