Monkey Pox

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Monkey Pox

Postby Kurt » Sun May 22, 2022 4:30 pm

Apparently this is transmited via air.

The US just got rid of mask requirements and paid contact tracing. So that is expected and dumb.

I still wear a KN95 mask. Even outside. My goal is to not get it and have people mock me for over-reacting.

I have not found a Right Wing Conspiracy theory about this one yet but I am sure there are many.
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Re: Monkey Pox

Postby snaark » Sun May 22, 2022 8:35 pm

Here's one:

https://www.newsweek.com/marjorie-taylor-greene-pushes-bill-gates-monkeypox-conspiracy-1708789

I'm sure some priest somewhere is claiming this as God's punishment of gays.
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Re: Monkey Pox

Postby Kurt » Sun May 22, 2022 8:52 pm

snaark wrote:Here's one:

https://www.newsweek.com/marjorie-taylor-greene-pushes-bill-gates-monkeypox-conspiracy-1708789

I'm sure some priest somewhere is claiming this as God's punishment of gays.


Not even original. I would have gone with "Sentient Monkeys" as an actual conspiracy of primates.

But anyway....as soon as Bill G. exposes his Penis to someone and then offers her a horse to keep quiet they will still continue to blame him for viruses.
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Postby el3so » Mon May 23, 2022 2:28 pm

Misread it as monkey paw. That would have been cool.
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Re: Monkey Pox

Postby Michael » Mon May 23, 2022 10:09 pm

Fauci-funded Chinese Monkey Virus developed in a Ukrainian run African bio-lab? I imagine that would play well in some quarters...
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Re: Monkey Pox

Postby Kurt » Tue May 24, 2022 3:13 am

Michael wrote:Fauci-funded Chinese Monkey Virus developed in a Ukrainian run African bio-lab? I imagine that would play well in some quarters...

I bet you could monetize that if you removed the parts of your brain that processed guilt and hesitation.
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Re: Monkey Pox

Postby ROB » Tue May 24, 2022 3:20 am

Processed what?
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