Wonder which country Trump will flee

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Wonder which country Trump will flee

Postby Kurt » Fri Jun 10, 2022 7:07 pm

UAE, Bahrain or Qatar?

I doubt Russia would have him. FSB plays too much of a long game to take him in.

But the Arab countries are too close to SAVAMA / QUDS, but I will guess UAE.
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Re: Wonder which country Trump will flee

Postby seektravelinfo » Sat Jun 11, 2022 12:36 am

I would suppose the Emirates. Dubai is ritzy and sparkly to his taste. He’d suffer no shortage of sycophants there.
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Re: Wonder which country Trump will flee

Postby rickshaw92 » Sat Jun 11, 2022 1:26 pm

I like to think that the only place The Donald will be going is back to the White House in 24.
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Re: Wonder which country Trump will flee

Postby el3so » Sat Jun 11, 2022 5:57 pm

He's got brand power and a loyal consumer base in the states. Us foreigners have our own con artists, thank you very much.
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Re: Wonder which country Trump will flee

Postby Kurt » Sat Jun 11, 2022 7:05 pm

rickshaw92 wrote:I like to think that the only place The Donald will be going is back to the White House in 24.


Im hoping his face makeup is going to end up smeared on some guys lap in prison
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Re: Wonder which country Trump will flee

Postby Chimborazo » Wed Jun 15, 2022 2:04 am

Bahrain is too low-brow for him. Oman would probably take him because they're nice to everyone, but that's not ritzy enough for him either. Gotta be UAE or maybe KSA. It'd be funny though if MBS, who would murder Jamal Khashoggi again if he had a do-over, thought letting Trump live in KSA was a bit much.
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Re: Wonder which country Trump will flee

Postby Kurt » Wed Jun 15, 2022 2:23 am

Chimborazo wrote:Bahrain is too low-brow for him. Oman would probably take him because they're nice to everyone, but that's not ritzy enough for him either. Gotta be UAE or maybe KSA. It'd be funny though if MBS, who would murder Jamal Khashoggi again if he had a do-over, thought letting Trump live in KSA was a bit much.

Was it his half brother or half uncle who let Idi Amin live there?
I know he was let in because he was a Muslim. ... Kinda.
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Re: Wonder which country Trump will flee

Postby Kurt » Wed Jun 15, 2022 2:25 am

What would Trumps conversion name be? Like Sidney = Syed and David = Dawud etc.

Donald = ???
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Re: Wonder which country Trump will flee

Postby Kurt » Wed Jun 15, 2022 2:32 am

Kurt wrote:What would Trumps conversion name be? Like Sidney = Syed and David = Dawud etc.

Donald = ???


Dowana Abu Fred Trump
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Re: Wonder which country Trump will flee

Postby Chimborazo » Fri Jun 17, 2022 1:20 am

Maybe Donald ibn Hamar, but friends call him Abu Khara.
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