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Dear Republicans

Postby sparrow » Wed Nov 15, 2023 6:01 am

When you decide to govern again, please get back to me

What you do now, oh my god, so fucking stupid
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Re: Dear Republicans

Postby ROB » Wed Nov 15, 2023 9:39 am

Insightful.
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Re: Dear Republicans

Postby Kurt » Wed Nov 15, 2023 12:55 pm

I don't want them to Govern.

They are like crabs in a bucket ripping one another apart.

It's beautiful.

You know the local Republican Party chapters taken over by MAGA are broke and only run losing candidates? Where they succeed at the grassroots level is where they fail the most because they need to have a bit of intellect.

Instead they loot local treasuries for C List Kari Lakes and scream about transexuals in sports and then they fail.

They need to pick more fistfights, elbow more opponents, depose more speakers and take over more local political parties.

The weirdo speaker they have (adopted a teen to watch him watch porn then abandoned him when he turned 18) knows a shutdown will expose them for the depraved weirdos they are, but he needs The Democrats to do it and if he averts a shutdown another weirdo who "adopted" a teenaged boy will remove him as speaker and launch an ethics probe into why he has money but no income outside of congress.
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Re: Dear Republicans

Postby seektravelinfo » Wed Nov 15, 2023 5:23 pm

Matt Gaest adopted a teen-aged son too.

https://www.theroot.com/we-ve-got-to-ta ... 1846536883
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Re: Dear Republicans

Postby Kurt » Wed Nov 15, 2023 5:49 pm

seektravelinfo wrote:Matt Gaest adopted a teen-aged son too.

https://www.theroot.com/we-ve-got-to-ta ... 1846536883


Thats one of the weirdos I mentioned. Then it turns out that Gaetz never adopted him but he is his ex girlfriend's younger brother.

Imagine having to suck up to a perv like Gaetz? Normal people wouldn't. Freaks like The Speaker consider it as normal as burning your underwear after an Altar Guild meeting at Church.
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Re: Dear Republicans

Postby Tarkan » Wed Nov 15, 2023 8:41 pm

sparrow wrote:When you decide to govern again, please get back to me

What you do now, oh my god, so fucking stupid


Hahaha, neither Republicans nor Democrats know how to govern. Congress hasn't passed a real budget since 1997.

What (most) Republicans in Congress REALLY want is to be the minority party so they can fund raise off of anger at the Democrats without actually having the responsibility of fixing anything. Every once in a while they fuck it up though and manage to get a majority elected.
I'd whore myself out just one more time if I knew who to screw to get out of this grind.
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Re: Dear Republicans

Postby sparrow » Thu Nov 16, 2023 3:42 am

^That's fun. What's the second act, or is it always continuing racism and stupidity? It was fun today watching a senator try to pick a fight with a witness. Solid fucking gold.

It's strange how there's no embarrassment or shame in these times.
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