Baby Seal Club

[JamesInTheWorld]

Where can I buy one?




~JITW

[jbuchana]

Wait, just don't get one with a folding stock, bayonet mount, pistol grip, threaded barrel, or Grenade launcher lug.

Sorry that was the best smart ass answer I could think of.

[flipflop]

Try writing to Lady Heather Mills Macartney, she knows a thing or two about this

Cheers

[nowonmai]

http://www.gamegecko.com/clubbytheseal.php

[Stiv]

You can get this:


Or this:


Here:
http://www.a2armory.com/

~Stiv

[SRR]

What you're looking for is called a "Hakapik", a highly effective tool used for centuries to piss off ignorant hippies.

When you get one, please email this girl to let her know you care.

Otherwise your best bet is to get some custom made gear based on this PDF handbook, or head to the docks in St. John's and ask around. (Be careful though, rich yankees have shown up before offering to buy everything in sight to save the life of one, little, furry, innocent baby seal - who will be eaten by sharks three weeks after birth).

[JamesInTheWorld]

I’m having one made, will have to practice on chickens or something since there aren’t any seals here in Indonesia







~JITW

[soulohio]

i don't know why they hunt baby seals...is it for the fur? does soembody eat them?

[crotalus01]

same reason to hunt anything - its fun to kill helpless cute things

[soulohio]

c'mon dan...they gotta taste good or something..i dont really know..

[JamesInTheWorld]

I Hear that there Heads make really warm slippers





~JITW