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SpermCheck Vasectomy: check sterility at home

Postby shivers » Sat Apr 26, 2008 4:55 am

I just read about this. This is totally fuckin excellent! I imagine women excusing themselves to the bathroom, discreetly carrying a sample in their mouth for confirmation.

"I knew that bastard was lying about his vasectomy!"

SpermCheck Vasectomy • Post-Vasectomy Sperm Testing
Using only a few drop of the man’s semen placed in the well of the test device, SpermCheck Vasectomy will return accurate results of negative or positive in less than ten minutes after the semen sample is added to the device.
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Re: SpermCheck Vasectomy: check sterility at home

Postby Stiv » Sat Apr 26, 2008 6:28 pm

shivers wrote:I just read about this. This is totally fuckin excellent! I imagine women excusing themselves to the bathroom, discreetly carrying a sample in their mouth for confirmation.

"I knew that bastard was lying about his vasectomy!"

SpermCheck Vasectomy • Post-Vasectomy Sperm Testing
Using only a few drop of the man’s semen placed in the well of the test device, SpermCheck Vasectomy will return accurate results of negative or positive in less than ten minutes after the semen sample is added to the device.


I guess an offer to show the scars will not suffice? They're small but they are (ahem) visible.

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Postby shivers » Sat Apr 26, 2008 8:52 pm

My ex had one, but the scars healed long before I met him.
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Postby Chimborazo » Mon Apr 28, 2008 6:42 pm

Lying about having a vasectomy seems really dumb to me. Great way to become a baby's daddy. Besides, vasectomy or not, my swimmers never seem to get past the tonsils anyway.
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