Tactical Deployment Balls

[Zero]

http://www.bladerunner.tv/product/detai ... TacticalDe



TACTICAL DEPLOYMENT BALLS
A must for all operational Policemen / women
Diffuse a situation with minimum effort and deploy these Tactical Balls which will suprise and temporarily blind a suspect.
This will give you time to diffuse any situation safely with no one getting hurt.
· Max Output: 2 White LED's (>13 000 MCD)
· Runtime: Up To 20 hours
· Battery:(2 X CR2032 each light) Included
· Package Contents: 3 Tactical Balls,Batteries, Tactical Deployment Pouch

can't breathe...so many puns...

James do own a set of balls?
Has anyone ever asked that the chopper be turned around because they forgot their balls?
Do you keep your balls in a little purse attached to your belt?
Have your balls ever run out of juice at a bad time?
Has anyone ever left their balls on the field?
Have you ever needed to borrow someone else's balls to complete the mission...

[OneLungMcClung]

HA!

"Jackson, grab one of my balls and roll it at the suspect!"

"Sergeant! My balls an't do the job - are yours more capable??"

[Ultra Swain]

I was going to say this thread has too many easy/bad puns, but I think we can stay away from the low hanging fruit.

btw, are these balls high speed/low drag?

[Caliban]

WTF ?

£50 hahahahahahahahaha fucking optimists.

[marie-angelique]

do you mean you don't have tactical balls in the uk????

[Caliban]

do you mean you don't have tactical balls in the uk????

I've got tactical balls but its nothing to do with law enforcement, I use them for fun, not my work

[Ultra Swain]

do you mean you don't have tactical balls in the uk????

I've got tactical balls but its nothing to do with law enforcement, I use them for fun, not my work

Here is my favorite use for my tactical balls.

Wear shorts to the office then when you sit down at a meeting pull a nut out of the leg and yell "SHIT! I sat in gum!" them smile when everyone comes over to look at your misfortune.

[marie-angelique]

do you mean you don't have tactical balls in the uk????

I've got tactical balls but its nothing to do with law enforcement, I use them for fun, not my work

Here is my favorite use for my tactical balls.

Wear shorts to the office then when you sit down at a meeting pull a nut out of the leg and yell "SHIT! I sat in gum!" them smile when everyone comes over to look at your misfortune.

oh lord, i suppose they wonder how you always get that red hair in your chewing gum :p

I've got tactical balls but its nothing to do with law enforcement, I use them for fun, not my work

how do you use them for fun, and do you keep them in a pouch near your waist for quick deployment?

[Ultra Swain]

oh lord, i suppose they wonder how you always get that red hair in your chewing gum :p

Especially my raven haired girlfriend.

[shivers]

You won't get far with flipflop, will you?