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Ultimate poodle for self defense?

Postby bearfood » Fri Oct 22, 2010 1:43 am

Mini poodles are ultimate for self defense.
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Re: Ultimate poodle for self defense?

Postby marie-angelique » Fri Oct 22, 2010 4:19 pm

is that your poodle?
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Re: Ultimate poodle for self defense?

Postby bearfood » Fri Oct 22, 2010 7:53 pm

Not really. He belongs to my father, but I watch over him while my dad is out on the road.

I let him out the other night and while I was watching him, a car came to a sudden halt in the street. This punk looking kid jumped out and started coaxing Buster to get into his car. He obviuosly didn't notice me standing 15 feet away.

I let the door slam shut to alert this would-be dog-napper of my presence, and at the same time Buster must have rushed the guy and nipped him in the balls or the leg, judging by the yip this guy let out.

The kid looked up and saw me for the first time, and in a mix of surprise and disbelief said, "Is that your dog?" "I thought he was out here alone."

I didn't get a chance to say a word before he jumped in his car and sped away into the night.
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Re: Ultimate poodle for self defense?

Postby marie-angelique » Sat Oct 23, 2010 3:58 am

yah, i had a little dog once. he had a talent for nipping at the soft spot on the back of folks knees. he would take on any other dog, regardless of size. rip.
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Re: Ultimate poodle for self defense?

Postby JamesInTheWorld » Wed Oct 27, 2010 7:56 pm

I thought about training 50 Chihuahuas as attack dogs - they would be like land Piranhas


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Re: Ultimate poodle for self defense?

Postby Chimborazo » Fri Oct 29, 2010 10:50 pm

JamesInTheWorld wrote:I thought about training 50 Chihuahuas as attack dogs - they would be like land Piranhas


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Ferrets would be cooler, but I'd rather have just one honey badger.
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Re: Ultimate poodle for self defense?

Postby JamesInTheWorld » Tue Nov 02, 2010 12:46 pm

Chimborazo wrote:
JamesInTheWorld wrote:I thought about training 50 Chihuahuas as attack dogs - they would be like land Piranhas


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Ferrets would be cooler, but I'd rather have just one honey badger.


Only guys who play Dungeons and Dragons own Ferrets


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Re: Ultimate poodle for self defense?

Postby Chimborazo » Tue Nov 02, 2010 3:36 pm

JamesInTheWorld wrote:
Chimborazo wrote:
JamesInTheWorld wrote:I thought about training 50 Chihuahuas as attack dogs - they would be like land Piranhas


~JITW


Ferrets would be cooler, but I'd rather have just one honey badger.


Only guys who play Dungeons and Dragons own Ferrets


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Dude, 50 pissed off ferrets would be awesome. And why do you Magic players always hate on Dungeons and Dragons?
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Re: Ultimate poodle for self defense?

Postby Woodsman » Tue Nov 02, 2010 3:57 pm

JamesInTheWorld wrote:Only guys who play Dungeons and Dragons own Ferrets
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Only guys who knock Dungeons and Dragons are Airsoft players.

Try not to be such a hater, Jimmie.

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Re: Ultimate poodle for self defense?

Postby Woodsman » Tue Nov 02, 2010 3:59 pm

I vote the following to be the ultimate poodle for self defense:

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Re: Ultimate poodle for self defense?

Postby JamesInTheWorld » Tue Nov 02, 2010 5:08 pm

Woodsman wrote:
JamesInTheWorld wrote:Only guys who play Dungeons and Dragons own Ferrets
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BTW: One of the chief S.W.A.T. trainers for the Michigan State Police used to be a dungeons and dragons player. FACT.


No surprise there


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