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Postby RYP » Thu Nov 17, 2011 2:26 am

Woman Utters Line Never Previously Recorded In A Police Report
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11/16 UPDATE: Malodorous suspect gets 90 days in jail.

Meet Melissa Lee Williams. The West Virginia woman, 41, is facing assault and weapons charges after allegedly waving a knife at two men who declined her demands to engage in sexual conduct at a motor inn.

The October 22 incident is detailed in an amusing/gross Jackson County Sheriff’s Department report excerpted here.

According to investigators, Williams--who lives four doors down from her estranged husband at the 77 Motor Inn--showed up at his door and asked Danny Williams and another man to “eat my pussy.” At this point, Williams, pictured in the mug shot at right, “commenced to undress herself,” reported Deputy Ross Mellinger.

While Danny Williams “declined said invitation,” the other man, Adam Watson, told cops that he “agreed to perform at her request.” However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” Watson, understandably, “declined to proceed any further.”

This is when Melissa Williams allegedly “produced a lock-back folding knife,” opened it, and pointed the weapon at her estranged husband. She then reportedly uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report: “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.”

When Deputy Mellinger arrived on the scene he observed Williams--who, like the two men, appeared to be intoxicated--nude from the waist down. After pocketing a knife that was on the coffee table in front of Williams, Mellinger arrested her for domestic assault and brandishing a deadly weapon.

Williams, who was released from jail after posting $3000 bond, is next due in Jackson County Magistrate Court on February 16.
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Re: Knife Story

Postby coldharvest » Thu Nov 17, 2011 5:19 am

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Re: Knife Story

Postby AztecDave » Thu Nov 17, 2011 1:33 pm

well, there goes my lunch.
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Re: Knife Story

Postby coldharvest » Thu Nov 17, 2011 4:19 pm

AztecDave wrote:well, there goes my lunch.

Sorry Man
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Re: Knife Story

Postby Hitoru » Thu Nov 17, 2011 4:26 pm

Denise is sure looking rough.
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Re: Knife Story

Postby Woodsman » Thu Nov 17, 2011 10:42 pm

Sounds like a great opportunity for a knife company spokesperson.

"Yeah, if they weren't going to eat my pussy, I was going to slice them in the throat with my _____________ (enter knife make and model here).

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Re: Knife Story

Postby RYP » Fri Nov 18, 2011 2:13 am

My thoughts exactly


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Re: Knife Story

Postby DrakeS » Fri Nov 18, 2011 9:55 pm

mugs shot lie but the truth is gents that she aint half bad..hahahahahahahah,lmao

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Re: Knife Story

Postby DrakeS » Fri Nov 18, 2011 9:57 pm

But no doubt, looks aside, an offense is an offense. I am surprised the police did not show up with victim on outside
of balcony lying on shards of window glass. Some sort of suicide would have been an option or least a escape "plan".

As palate cleanser to this distasteful story, I was just reading a novel yesterday , coincidentally enough, that incorporated this exact same element but the woman was a spoiled rich and wicked and fevered with enough wealth to bode ill mental state (otherwise referred to by polite people as u-h--h: "peccadilloes")...not a pleasant characteristic to consider..
nice choice of words Kurt. "damn shame" My arent we eloquent. Just wait till someone has a few "choice words " for you, too. Uhhh duhhh...hmmmmh
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Re: Knife Story

Postby rickshaw92 » Fri Nov 18, 2011 11:59 pm

While Danny Williams “declined said invitation,” the other man, Adam Watson, told cops that he “agreed to perform at her request.”


So maches real name is adam watson?
Im reallly fuclimg pissed but fespite that I can still hit a tarfet at 1000m plus. mayVRVe bnot tonight but it qint beyond the wit if man. Nowhammy.
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Re: Knife Story

Postby DrakeS » Sat Nov 19, 2011 8:40 pm

No apparently that is a future Mr. Dan "Danny" Trejo in the photo though, lol

Google Danny Trejo Melissa Lee Williams for a mixed result.
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Re: Knife Story

Postby JITW » Mon Nov 28, 2011 3:49 pm

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