New Brooms

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New Brooms

Postby coldharvest » Mon Jul 25, 2005 12:18 am

There's a new Chairman in town.
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I pledge to co-rule with a cruel but stern hand.
I know the law. And I have spent my entire life in its flagrant disregard.
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Postby kilroy » Mon Jul 25, 2005 1:26 am

congratulations on your advance through the party ranks, comrade.
when they ask how you feeling
you tell em you feeling like something important died screaming
you tell em you feeling like something even more important arrived breathing
something you should probably try feeding
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Postby SRR » Mon Jul 25, 2005 1:39 am

Your other moderator would like to remind you to abide by the rules, unless you want to pay a 'fine'. Also, preliminary gifts in anticipation of unsavoury activities will be accepted as well.

ps. 1000th post! (On this incarnation of the BFC)
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Postby kilroy » Mon Jul 25, 2005 1:52 am

remember that movie 'mr baseball'? theres a part where the main character has to pay a fine for disruptive behavior, then pays the coach double the fine. then the coach says, 'what's this extra money for?' and then mr baseball smashes a bunch of shit and says 'for that'.
when they ask how you feeling
you tell em you feeling like something important died screaming
you tell em you feeling like something even more important arrived breathing
something you should probably try feeding
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Postby el3so » Mon Jul 25, 2005 11:56 am

keep your Chairman hand strong. Congrats!
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