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Re: 2012 the end of world

Postby coldharvest » Fri May 28, 2010 10:28 am

The Mayans?
Weren't they defeated by Dago pimps?
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Re: 2012 the end of world

Postby JamesInTheWorld » Sun May 30, 2010 8:13 am

coldharvest wrote:The Mayans?
Weren't they defeated by Dago pimps?



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Re: 2012 the end of world

Postby Caliban » Tue Jun 01, 2010 12:13 am

I am very concerned as to how you knew where to find that picture on the interweb
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Re: 2012 the end of world

Postby JamesInTheWorld » Mon Jun 07, 2010 6:44 pm

Caliban wrote:I am very concerned as to how you knew where to find that picture on the interweb


I google for images allot – I google image searched “Naked Combat” once wile looking for a picture for my blog, results blinded me for 3 days


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Re: 2012 the end of world

Postby Hunter » Wed Jan 04, 2012 12:13 pm

They miscounted......
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Re: 2012 the end of world

Postby Sri Lanky » Wed Jan 04, 2012 4:21 pm

Fuck...those Dago pimps. Now they're set to destroy the European Union.
Not a bad idea actually.
2012,the end of Europe.

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Re: 2012 the end of world

Postby Woodsman » Wed Jan 04, 2012 6:30 pm

12/21/2012

All these number games make me think of the second most idiotic movie I have ever rented that was a play for making something out of nothing about some number staring Jim Carey.

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Re: 2012 the end of world

Postby Sri Lanky » Wed Jan 04, 2012 6:57 pm

I wonder how many fucking idiots will be travelling to the Yucatan this year.
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Re: 2012 the end of world

Postby Woodsman » Wed Jan 04, 2012 8:26 pm

Sri Lanky wrote:I wonder how many fucking idiots will be travelling to the Yucatan this year.


I will if I win a free trip. Otherwise, probably not.
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Re: 2012 the end of world

Postby friendlyskies » Sat Jan 07, 2012 9:50 pm

Sri Lanky wrote:I wonder how many fucking idiots will be travelling to the Yucatan this year.


Mexico is expecting 52 million tourist to visit just Southern (Mayan) Mexico; usually all of Mexico gets around 25 million. Clusterfuck 2012. But Mexico deserves it, their Ministry of Tourism has taken a beating like no other Ministry of Tourism outside of Iraqistan in the past decade. Swine flu and dufflebags full of heads everywhere? How in the fuck do you sell a pussy market like middle class America on a beach vacation in the midst of all that?

I'll tell you how. With an apocalypse. Americans fucking love apocalypses.

coldharvest wrote:The Mayans?
Weren't they defeated by Dago pimps?


Google this if you want, but I'm 99.99% sure they were beaten by the Mayans - the final epoch of their culture self-destructed into a flailing morass of nepotism, inbreeding, and human sacrifice in the 1420s, even earlier in Guatemala and Belize. The Spanish were lucky little fucks that they didn't have to deal with the Mayan death machine at full force, say, circa 750AD or 1200AD. Although, they did take the Aztecs and Incas, so who knows. But from 300BC to 1420AD, the Mayans were consistently beaten by only one enemy: The Mayans. And the occasional volcano.

That said, I think that everyone who expresses belief that the Mayan 2012 apocalypse is real should have their still-beating hearts ripped out on top of a pyramid. Those people fucking annoy me.
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Re: 2012 the end of world

Postby nowonmai » Sun Jan 08, 2012 2:22 am

It will be the end of the world for anything foolish enough to allow me to create the following image against my right retina.

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Re: 2012 the end of world

Postby Woodsman » Sun Jan 08, 2012 2:24 am

Nice reticle!
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Re: 2012 the end of world

Postby Kurt » Sun Jan 08, 2012 2:28 am

Part of what did in the Mayans was the failure of the Milpa system of agriculture. That was slash and burn the rainforest, grow corn and move on. It hit a maximum soil fertility rate and then it could not be replenished since the old burn areas could not go fallow long enough to be used again.

But the Maya did not collapse any more than what was left behind was not maintained or trashed. When you have a religion and leaders who promise a harvest and that does not happen, you have a collapse. It would be like looking at Detroit and saying "What caused the collapse of Detroit civilization?" when all that happened is they regressed and became less prosperous but they are still there.

Plus good portions of that area really are not conquered yet at all. They have been fighting off interlopers for hundreds of years its just that there was no Rage Against The Machine to sing their praises the other times they rebelled.
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Re: 2012 the end of world

Postby coldharvest » Wed Jan 11, 2012 8:08 am

Kurt wrote:its just that there was no Rage Against The Machine to sing their praises the other times they rebelled.

How sad that must make them up in Mayan heaven.....or wherever crazy fucks go who appease their Rain-God with the tears of tortured children.
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Re: 2012 the end of world

Postby Hunter » Thu Dec 13, 2012 4:22 am

well we'll know in a few days.....
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