Is it Safe in Fuckistan?

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Is it Safe in Fuckistan?

Postby JamesInTheWorld » Thu Dec 02, 2010 1:36 pm

Hi I am going to Fuckistan [not really, I just like to fantasize that I am actually going to do something interesting from my cubicle] and I wanted to know if it is safe there

I am not going to ask you any specifics or give you any other information that would help you answer my stupid question

You know, cuz information given on an anonymous internet forum must be solid – plus I want to show everyone how intelligent I am by planning a trip to a country without actually planning anything

But if you tell me it is scary there then I won’t go, I could get hurt or something

Thanks!
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Re: Is it Safe in Fuckistan?

Postby rickshaw92 » Thu Dec 02, 2010 1:40 pm

planning a trip to a country without actually planning anything


I do that all the time. Planing as far as I am concerned id finding how much beer costs so I show up with enough cash to drink my way from point A to point B. Seein way cool shit along the way is just an added bonus.
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Re: Is it Safe in Fuckistan?

Postby Woodsman » Thu Dec 02, 2010 2:05 pm

JamesInTheWorld wrote:Hi I am going to Fuckistan


You better wrap it or it will be dangerous for your cock.
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Re: Is it Safe in Fuckistan?

Postby JamesInTheWorld » Thu Dec 02, 2010 2:40 pm

Woodsman wrote:
JamesInTheWorld wrote:Hi I am going to Fuckistan


You better wrap it or it will be dangerous for your cock.


You are the one all interested in Asian hookers, not me buddy



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Re: Is it Safe in Fuckistan?

Postby ReptilianKittenEater » Fri Dec 03, 2010 12:15 am

Hey, I'm going to Asia next year. Anything I have to worry about? You guys know any folks in Asia? Maybe I could drop in and say howdy to them.
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Re: Is it Safe in Fuckistan?

Postby ktrout » Fri Dec 03, 2010 12:16 am

Don't worry, the media has blown it out of proportion. You'll be fine. Have a fun trip.
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Re: Is it Safe in Fuckistan?

Postby Woodsman » Fri Dec 03, 2010 12:32 am

JamesInTheWorld wrote:
Woodsman wrote:
JamesInTheWorld wrote:Hi I am going to Fuckistan


You better wrap it or it will be dangerous for your cock.


You are the one all interested in Asian hookers, not me buddy
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No, I didn't mean Asian hookers...I meant fobbitang. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA..........
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Re: Is it Safe in Fuckistan?

Postby ktrout » Fri Dec 03, 2010 3:54 am

A Google search revealed that the only way in is through the city of al-Fubara, on the border with Jihadistan.
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Re: Is it Safe in Fuckistan?

Postby ktrout » Fri Dec 03, 2010 4:02 am

El Jiz-zebra says you can get some great raita in the capital.
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Re: Is it Safe in Fuckistan?

Postby JamesInTheWorld » Fri Dec 03, 2010 8:26 am

Woodsman wrote:No, I didn't mean Asian hookers...I meant fobbitang. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA..........


The “Fobbitous Tangnus” is the most elusive of all the breeds of “Sexyous Galnus” – it is truly an accomplishment to bag and tag one of these. Only the most skilled and patient hunters achieve this rare pleasure.

Note: The “Fobbitous Tangnus” is not to be confused with the more common and undesirable "Fatous Assous Sloppyous Slutous Fobbitnus" that is relatively east to bag and tag


ktrout wrote:A Google search revealed that the only way in is through the city of al-Fubara, on the border with Jihadistan.


I also read that on Thorn Tree


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Re: Is it Safe in Fuckistan?

Postby Fansy » Tue Dec 14, 2010 12:08 am

i just saw this an its awesome
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Re: Is it Safe in Fuckistan?

Postby JamesInTheWorld » Wed Dec 15, 2010 9:50 pm

Fansy wrote:i just saw this an its awesome


I know




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Re: Is it Safe in Fuckistan?

Postby ktrout » Wed Dec 15, 2010 10:10 pm

Woodsman wrote:No, I didn't mean Asian hookers...I meant fobbitang. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA..........

Hey, don't talk about your mother that way!
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Re: Is it Safe in Fuckistan?

Postby Woodsman » Wed Dec 15, 2010 10:25 pm

ktrout wrote:
Woodsman wrote:No, I didn't mean Asian hookers...I meant fobbitang. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA..........

Hey, don't talk about your mother that way!
:).


I wasn't, i was talking about Fansy's boyfriend.
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Re: Is it Safe in Fuckistan?

Postby marie-angelique » Thu Dec 16, 2010 7:00 am

Woodsman wrote:I wasn't, i was talking about Fansy's boyfriend.

who is his current man-squeeze?
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