Mexico Revises Immigration Policy For American Citizens.

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Mexico Revises Immigration Policy For American Citizens.

Postby Herr VOLKMAR » Sat Feb 11, 2012 7:52 pm

Comrades,

This forum frequently grapples with the issue of unfair immigration policies and the plight of undesire-able peoples.

Namely, a sovereign nation's right to grant passage or to exclude whomsoever it judges worthy or unworthy of it's protection.

ShadowFront's Ministry of Mis-Information and Propaganda is now authorized to announce that, yes, a quid-pro-quo is in effect between the United States and Mexico. Americans are allowed entry into Mexico beyond it's NAFTA Free-Trade Zone boundary with Tourist VISA stamp requirements waived with only this one stipulation: Entry must be made by BUS via the San Ysidro/Tijuana border crossing and, then, one must exit to Guatemala and re-enter from that country if return to the United States is desired.

Americans could stay in Mexico indefinitely under this new policy!

With the knowledge that the topic of Illegal Mexican Immigration is a hot-button, election-year issue in the United States, the government down here in Distrito Federal is doing all it can to say, "Hey! Let our Mexican brothers and sisters live, work and contribute to the Good of American Society in Peace. Do this for us and we shall return the favor."
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Re: Mexico Revises Immigration Policy For American Citizens.

Postby Mikethehack » Sat Feb 11, 2012 8:12 pm

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Postby gnaruki » Tue Feb 14, 2012 12:53 am

Looks like 'Merica is going to places the Romans overlooked.
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Re: Mexico Revises Immigration Policy For American Citizens.

Postby AztecDave » Fri Feb 24, 2012 11:47 pm

fuck mexico. it's an imploding country because it's full of mexicans. except for some decent food and tequila, and the occasional hot senorita, mexico could sink into the center of the earth and the world would be better off.
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Postby Herr VOLKMAR » Sat Feb 25, 2012 3:01 am

AztecDave wrote:fuck mexico. it's an imploding country because it's full of mexicans. except for some decent food and tequila, and the occasional hot senorita, mexico could sink into the center of the earth and the world would be better off.


Mexico serves a very useful function for us ex-patriot Americans, Sir;
And, I hope you shall never forget the Quakers' same role in ABOLITION:

Chetumal or Tapachula? "For only a small gratuity, you can shout,
Fuck AMERICA! I hate the United States," and, claro que si, the Wardens
There who run the underground railroad to cheap, free living will aplaud:

"Live Free Or Die!"

Mexico is our Canada of today.
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Re: Mexico Revises Immigration Policy For American Citizens.

Postby AztecDave » Sat Mar 17, 2012 2:02 pm

like i said. fuck mexico. and your sniffing glue if you don't think that illegal aliens (not undocumented workers) are nothing but a drain on the western states. if they shipped all them fuckers to washington dc you'd see a different policy from the gov't tomorrow. guarenteed.
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Re: Mexico Revises Immigration Policy For American Citizens.

Postby Woodsman » Sun Mar 18, 2012 12:55 am

Nothing wrong with Mexicans or Mexico. I dig Mexico and I've worked with Mexicans. Most of the ones I knew were really good people and they sure as shit could outwork a majority of the "entitled" white dipshits I observe most everywhere in the U.S. talking on a cell phone and calling it "work".

Most people don't have a clue in their mind what work is.

One day soon, almost everyone is going to have to learn that the hard way.

I am very much looking forward to it.
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Re: Mexico Revises Immigration Policy For American Citizens.

Postby flipflop » Sun Mar 18, 2012 3:18 pm

You've been sniffing too much sawdust. You're a fucking tree surgeon, not some Woodland Captain America. If the balloon went up the city rat boys would be skinning you in a thrice.

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Re: Mexico Revises Immigration Policy For American Citizens.

Postby Ultra Swain » Fri Mar 23, 2012 10:10 am

AztecDave wrote:like i said. fuck mexico. and your sniffing glue if you don't think that illegal aliens (not undocumented workers) are nothing but a drain on the western states. if they shipped all them fuckers to washington dc you'd see a different policy from the gov't tomorrow. guarenteed.


I will bypass the irony of some cheesedick hating on Mexicans while borrowing the name Aztec and instead remind you who does most of the shit work in the western states. Ugh, its the taco benders genius, you like your cheap produce, car washes, shit you name it and dont want to do it, the Mexicans and or other swarthy latin types will.

And Flipper, sorry but you dont got Mexicans in Ulster.
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Re: Mexico Revises Immigration Policy For American Citizens.

Postby Ultra Swain » Fri Mar 23, 2012 10:12 am

But don't get me totally wrong, living next to 12 of them in one studio apartment is a drag.
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Re: Mexico Revises Immigration Policy For American Citizens.

Postby Ultra Swain » Fri Mar 23, 2012 10:13 am

I know Ricksaw, MACH AWARD!

This is the travel forum, not the jizz rag for Shadow Objectivists or Larry the cable the guy wannabe chucklebutts.
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Re: Mexico Revises Immigration Policy For American Citizens.

Postby flipflop » Fri Mar 23, 2012 11:41 am

Ultra Swain wrote:
And Flipper, sorry but you dont got Mexicans in Ulster.


You do you know, 'Mexicans' is a comparatively polite nickname back home for our cousins south of the Irish border, a similar sketch to the US/Mexico dynamic.

There are of course worse sobriquets for them, that don't need repeating here

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Re: Mexico Revises Immigration Policy For American Citizens.

Postby Ultra Swain » Fri Mar 23, 2012 4:06 pm

flipflop wrote:
Ultra Swain wrote:
And Flipper, sorry but you dont got Mexicans in Ulster.


You do you know, 'Mexicans' is a comparatively polite nickname back home for our cousins south of the Irish border, a similar sketch to the US/Mexico dynamic.

There are of course worse sobriquets for them, that don't need repeating here

Cheers


Understood, we call them Canadians here, its code for people who are not Canadian.
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Re: Mexico Revises Immigration Policy For American Citizens.

Postby ReptilianKittenEater » Fri Mar 23, 2012 11:14 pm

There wouldn't be no Hollywood without the beavers. But I get your point, more annoying Canucks in LA equals fewer annoying ones in Canada.
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