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gnaruki wrote:Figured as much. I may as well do as idiots do and make no plans and see what happens.
Where do you find cheap thrills here?
Any good day trips in NW CR?
It looks overpriced and full of retards.
OneLungMcClung wrote:Safe as brushing your teeth.
Like I said, safe as Velcro. Do you know why Costa Rica doesn't have a military?
BECAUSE CHARLIE DON'T SURF!
Q wrote:Pfft...Don't fall for the trendy "you gotta eat leaves and see the real CR" hipster/art bullshit. Stay in Escazu, club and lounge by the pool. Seriously. San Jose is fucking dirty (and not like, "oh, how quaint"...more like that scummy dirty feeling you get in New Orleans.), the roads are total...TOTAL shit. The Caribbean coast is totally fucking fucked between USAmerican cruise patrons, and Haitian gangsters. If one doesn't smoke your ass, the other will run you over with their hoveround scooter.
I don't know when the fuck they took this picture, because that pool is always loaded with smokin' hot Colombianas who've flown in to shop. Catch a short hop to Jaco and or Playa Grande/Tamarindo for a day of surfing, then back for dinner at Ka'Kau. Have the steak, it is from Argentina.
There's always something going on at the Parque Central Escazu', and a ton of great little places to eat, party withing like a 3 block radius. If you go, there is a little "soda" just off the road that makes the best carne asada you'll ever fucking have. I mean, I almost cum everytime I have one. (this could also be because the waitress has probably THE most precise hip/ass/tit ratio on the planet, and doesn't mind showing it off.) If you aren't a loud ass motherfucker, they will feed and water the fuck out of you because they're just that fucking nice, for almost nothing.
Don't forget $20 (atleast that is what is was last time I was there 6 months ago) for your "exit fee" at the airport. They claim it is for their national parks, but that is total shit. Make sure you have the cash BEFORE you get to the airport, because the ATM machines will rape your lily white ass in fees.
nowonmai wrote:Q wrote:Pfft...Don't fall for the trendy "you gotta eat leaves and see the real CR" hipster/art bullshit. Stay in Escazu, club and lounge by the pool. Seriously. San Jose is fucking dirty (and not like, "oh, how quaint"...more like that scummy dirty feeling you get in New Orleans.), the roads are total...TOTAL shit. The Caribbean coast is totally fucking fucked between USAmerican cruise patrons, and Haitian gangsters. If one doesn't smoke your ass, the other will run you over with their hoveround scooter.
I don't know when the fuck they took this picture, because that pool is always loaded with smokin' hot Colombianas who've flown in to shop. Catch a short hop to Jaco and or Playa Grande/Tamarindo for a day of surfing, then back for dinner at Ka'Kau. Have the steak, it is from Argentina.
There's always something going on at the Parque Central Escazu', and a ton of great little places to eat, party withing like a 3 block radius. If you go, there is a little "soda" just off the road that makes the best carne asada you'll ever fucking have. I mean, I almost cum everytime I have one. (this could also be because the waitress has probably THE most precise hip/ass/tit ratio on the planet, and doesn't mind showing it off.) If you aren't a loud ass motherfucker, they will feed and water the fuck out of you because they're just that fucking nice, for almost nothing.
Don't forget $20 (atleast that is what is was last time I was there 6 months ago) for your "exit fee" at the airport. They claim it is for their national parks, but that is total shit. Make sure you have the cash BEFORE you get to the airport, because the ATM machines will rape your lily white ass in fees.
Contender for best travel report of the year IMO. I feel like I could go there and guarantee a good meal, have some eye candy and do so economically without getting shot. It doesn't get any better than that.
nowonmai wrote:Q wrote:Pfft...Don't fall for the trendy "you gotta eat leaves and see the real CR" hipster/art bullshit. Stay in Escazu, club and lounge by the pool. Seriously. San Jose is fucking dirty (and not like, "oh, how quaint"...more like that scummy dirty feeling you get in New Orleans.), the roads are total...TOTAL shit. The Caribbean coast is totally fucking fucked between USAmerican cruise patrons, and Haitian gangsters. If one doesn't smoke your ass, the other will run you over with their hoveround scooter.
I don't know when the fuck they took this picture, because that pool is always loaded with smokin' hot Colombianas who've flown in to shop. Catch a short hop to Jaco and or Playa Grande/Tamarindo for a day of surfing, then back for dinner at Ka'Kau. Have the steak, it is from Argentina.
There's always something going on at the Parque Central Escazu', and a ton of great little places to eat, party withing like a 3 block radius. If you go, there is a little "soda" just off the road that makes the best carne asada you'll ever fucking have. I mean, I almost cum everytime I have one. (this could also be because the waitress has probably THE most precise hip/ass/tit ratio on the planet, and doesn't mind showing it off.) If you aren't a loud ass motherfucker, they will feed and water the fuck out of you because they're just that fucking nice, for almost nothing.
Don't forget $20 (atleast that is what is was last time I was there 6 months ago) for your "exit fee" at the airport. They claim it is for their national parks, but that is total shit. Make sure you have the cash BEFORE you get to the airport, because the ATM machines will rape your lily white ass in fees.
Contender for best travel report of the year IMO. I feel like I could go there and guarantee a good meal, have some eye candy and do so economically without getting shot. It doesn't get any better than that.
Q wrote:Stay in Escazu, club and lounge by the pool. Seriously. San Jose is fucking dirty (and not like, "oh, how quaint"...more like that scummy dirty feeling you get in New Orleans.), the roads are total...TOTAL shit.
OneLungMcClung wrote:I had the whole beach to myself at Tamarindo.
I know I was being snarky about the "safe as Velcro", but standard rules apply: watch your stuff, be smart.
But in Costa Rica I did not run into anywhere near the trouble I had in Saigon/HCMC as far as theft, thievery, touts, and swindles. I was not carefree in CR, but I also didn't feel like a hunted man.
svizzerams wrote:I'm not a surfer, but my boyfriend was...(note past tense) - he complained a) the waves weren't good b) the locals were "agro" c) the prices were too high d) it has been discovered e) too many people f) yadda yadda whinge whinge.
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