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Ultra Swain wrote:Lived with a chinese girl for years, been there a couple times briefly, and both sucked. May I suggest the "when in Rome" technique"? Treat everyone like a dick, piss, shit, vomit, and spit EVERYPLACE but the toilet or proper receptacle and NEVER EVER let one of those fuckers push their way in front of you in a line.
Ultra Swain wrote: NEVER EVER let one of those fuckers push their way in front of you in a line.
Osiris wrote:Ultra Swain wrote:Lived with a chinese girl for years, been there a couple times briefly, and both sucked. May I suggest the "when in Rome" technique"? Treat everyone like a dick, piss, shit, vomit, and spit EVERYPLACE but the toilet or proper receptacle and NEVER EVER let one of those fuckers push their way in front of you in a line.
I didn't understand this before I left, and now I'm reminded of this post every time I leave the house.
Fansy wrote:how bout you bring your new chinese bride instead
Osiris wrote:I'll bring some baiju to the next BFC meet up.
ktrout wrote:Osiris wrote:I'll bring some baiju to the next BFC meet up.
Shudder. I had a bunch of government types invite me to their dinner table once in China. Got me good and liquored up on a few different varieties of their lacquer thinner.
Osiris wrote:There are days I love china, and days china drives me absolutely insane with rage. Definitely would not teach kids again unless I got much more money for it. The sheer number of people here makes my little Minnesotan head swirl, I do like cheap food though, so there's that.
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