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What letter is "study my ass off so I can quit my shitty job"?

I. Itudy my ass off so I can quit my shitty job

Just added it


~JITW
I personally blame George Bush and the Illegal Invasion of Iraq for Everything
(Global Warming, WW2,Britney’s Nervous Breakdown, ect…)

I.

Today I [updated Tuesday, April 03, 2007]:

A. Had sex with a Whore

B. Smoked Weed

C. Talked About my feelings With Other Men

D. Masturbated

E. Masturbated to Po-Po Porn

F. Made Love To Farm Animals

G. Deflowered a Virgin

H. Got Smashing Drunk

I. Studied my ass off so I can quit my shitty job

J. Blamed Other People for my Problems

E. Wanking whilst watching two Americans (who are not necessarily stupider but definitely much less motivated than me thereby making boatloads less money) have sex.

K. Went out and shot something

L. Starred in my own porno

M. Had sex with a man (something for our male French members)




3/31/07 Today’s activities for JITW: A, B, D, D, D, D, E, B, H, J



~JITW
I personally blame George Bush and the Illegal Invasion of Iraq for Everything
(Global Warming, WW2,Britney’s Nervous Breakdown, ect…)

As per options of the list, my daily activities could be defined best with the following:

Mon: B
Tue: H D
Wed: B
Thu: B H D
Fri: B H D A B
Sat: B H A H B A
Sun: J J J J ... B H

i would have thought option

E. Wanking whilst watching two americans (who are not necessicarily stupider but definately much less motivated than me thereby making boatloads less money) have sex.

would have been one of your favorites. satisfying on so many levels.

hey, where's

K. went out and shot something

L. starred in my own porno

??

How 'bout

M. Had sex with a man.

Done;

E. Wanking whilst watching two Americans (who are not necessarily stupider but definitely much less motivated than me thereby making boatloads less money) have sex.

K. went out and shot something

L. starred in my own porno

M. Had sex with a man (something for our male French members)



~JITW

M.

[quote="jamesintheworld"]..............................

Im se asias #1 professional adventurer. Unlike most of the destitute backpacking bums scraping through se asia I am doin it in style! Damn the torpedoes!





~JITW[/quote]

I have never experienced an unhappy whore. The gals ive had love my boom boom!!! [color=orange][/color]

mercenary1 wrote:I have never experienced an unhappy whore. The gals ive had love my boom boom!!!

Suuure they do, you stud you.

I, B, I, B, J, J, B, D, B

Nothing about getting ready to work out, then blowing it off to watch the last half of Up In Smoke since the fact it's on is obviously a sign from the Great Green Goddess of Marijuana, Bless Her Gloriously Crystalized Red and Green Pubic Hairs, that exercise is overrated and its time to do bong loads?

I can hear her sweet siren song through the smoke-filled ether: "The guy who made jogging a nationwide fad died of a heart attack, while both Cheech and Chong, not to mention Kieth Richards, are still alive and kicking."

maybe I will post that gold thong photo and scare everyone off again....