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Postby Penta » Wed Nov 28, 2007 12:45 am

You've all had a couple of days break from my constant anti-Americanism because I haven't been able to connect to BFC. Kurt assures me I haven't been banned, and there's nothing he can do. I thought the site was down, and was imagining (and sympathising with) Kurt beavering away try to fix it, but apparently not.

Perfectly OK with another computer in the same house, same address, same username, same password. But however I try to access BFC from my computer I get a message that starts:

phpBB : Critical Error

Error doing DB query userdata row fetch

DEBUG MODE

SQL Error : 1016 Can't open file: 'phpbb_sessions_keys.MYT' (errno: 145)


I'm using firefox on a broadband connection and have had no problem at all accessing any other website.

Can anyone give me any clue about what's going on and, better still, how to resolve it?

Thanks.
Shes never interfered with me. I have no complaints about her.
Same here.
Mega ditto.
I met her once and I found her to be a nice lady. Not kookey in any way.
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Postby denise » Wed Nov 28, 2007 1:54 am

in the words of the immortal Phil Collins, "If you told me you were drowning, I would not lend a hand..."

mute point, as i don't know what the hell you're talking about anyway.

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Postby SRR » Wed Nov 28, 2007 3:21 am

Looks like the NSA has finally had enough.
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Postby Penta » Wed Nov 28, 2007 12:47 pm

Thank you both. Very helpful.
Shes never interfered with me. I have no complaints about her.
Same here.
Mega ditto.
I met her once and I found her to be a nice lady. Not kookey in any way.
Penta has always been gracious, kind and very sane in all my interactions with her.
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WOW

Postby denise » Wed Nov 28, 2007 7:08 pm

Penta, for the first time in recorded history, has produced a comment that I actually found humorous. A mere pittance of a joke, if you will. Not LOL funny, more mildly amusing chuckle under your breath funny. Anyway, it's a start and perhaps reflective of a trend towards a tiny glimmer of hope for our tumultuous world, although I don't see George and Hugo having make up sex any time in the forseeable future.

Anyway as an adjunct force of nature, everything that SRR types by it's very definition is totally hilarious and even his typos, though quite rare and not nearly as amusing as my own...actually, I'm not sure that he's ever made a typo, but mine still elicit a laugh from time to time.

OMG wait, I feel something coming on, how could I ever forget...USA!USA!USA!
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Postby marie-angelique » Wed Nov 28, 2007 7:19 pm

I found it pretty funny.

Try what my Mom does, hit enter over and over and over.

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