The newest Palin doesn't knock dicks out of your mouth

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The newest Palin doesn't knock dicks out of your mouth

Postby friendlyskies » Tue Aug 11, 2009 10:09 am

wtf.

http://dlisted.com/node/33340

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Sarah Palin can see this fuckery from her haaaaaus! It's Kathy Griffin getting herself a big slice of Alaskan meat pie at last night's Teen Choice Awards in Los Angeles. 48-year-old Kathy and 19-year-old Levi showed up hand in hand and worked the grass carpet (not that kind of grass, Snoop) together. By the time they got the end of the line, Kathy was knocked up. BAM! That's how the KFed of the Northwest does it!

Kathy joked to E!'s Marc Malkin that she's been nibbling on Levi's Klondike Bar for a while, "Long-distance relationships are not easy, especially when he's in his igloo and I'm in my Hollywood tower." Levi didn't say much, the only thing he managed to spit out was, "I just, you know, look at her, shut up and do what I'm told." You know, that's a lot more words than I thought Levi had in his vocabulary. Tripp must be tutoring him on the side.

If Levi is going to start working the famewhore stroll, he needs to try a little harder. I'm talking about that busted suit! That suit makes him look like a former fatty who is still wearing his old clothes. Dude should just lose the suit altogether and walk down the carpet nekkid so we can finally see if he's a moose or a penguin where it counts. That's all any of really care about.

Here's more of irony's favorite couple whoring it up last night. Git it, Kathy!


And if you didn't get the "Hey I don't go to your work and knock the dicks out of your mouth" quote... http://www.hollywoodgrind.com/kathy-gri ... our-mouth/
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Re: The newest Palin doesn't knock dicks out of your mouth

Postby Royal » Tue Aug 11, 2009 10:52 am

She looks like a Katoey.
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Re: The newest Palin doesn't knock dicks out of your mouth

Postby Penta » Tue Aug 11, 2009 1:01 pm

Didn't understand any of it. Which is a Palin? Why is the woman in the picture wearing a black vest under her dress?
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Re: The newest Palin doesn't knock dicks out of your mouth

Postby friendlyskies » Tue Aug 11, 2009 4:33 pm

Penta wrote:Didn't understand any of it. Which is a Palin? Why is the woman in the picture wearing a black vest under her dress?


Levi is Bristol Palin's babydaddy, ie they never got married but they did have a kid together, now he's supposedly banging Kathy Griffin, spreading the Palin juices around. Not literal enough for you? Go pester flipflop. Anyway Kathy Griffin can wear whatever the fuck she wants, she makes her own money by being a smartass, not a beauty queen, and she buys her own clothes. And dates, apparently. I wonder how much Levi cost for the whole night, I'm gonna guess $250? He should start talking to Madonna's 30-years-younger boyfriend about how to turn magical young peen into cold hard cash.

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EDIT: This kid seriously has a bad case of the wannabe relevants:

Levi Johnston: Palin Resigned Due To Marital Problems

In an interview with Radar magazine, Levi Johnston agreed that marital problems were a factor in former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin's resignation.

"Shes taking the money, you know," he said. Asked if Palin and her husband had marital problems, he said, "Oh yeah, they have been from day one" and affirmed that he believed it was part of reason she stepped down. Johnston would not go into any further details, saying only that he didn't mean to imply that either of them cheated.

Watch the video here.

Johnston has said before that Palin resigned for financial reasons. "I think the big deal was the book. That was millions of dollars," he said at a news conference last month. He has also suggested that the 2008 campaign "got to her head."

"Being up there and running for vice president -- it's totally different than governor. There are cameras every day, she had Secret Service, you name it. And just seeing how she acted after it was all gone, I just think that it definitely got to her head," Johnston said during a Today show interview.

Sarah Palin has aggressively denied rumors that she and Todd Palin are getting a divorce.
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Re: The newest Palin doesn't knock dicks out of your mouth

Postby Penta » Tue Aug 11, 2009 4:44 pm

Now he's pretty.

Thanks for the explanation (and the new picture).
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Re: The newest Palin doesn't knock dicks out of your mouth

Postby friendlyskies » Tue Aug 11, 2009 4:57 pm

Penta wrote:Now he's pretty.


Oh I know. Madonna dumped his tight brown ass for dancing with another girl in Brazil, and boy did he come crawling back like he really was in swaddling clothes. Let's just tip our PETA-approved faux cougar trimmed hats to the Queen of Pop for one moment:

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Re: The newest Palin doesn't knock dicks out of your mouth

Postby michelle in alaska » Thu Aug 13, 2009 8:51 am

Anyway Kathy Griffin can wear whatever the fuck she wants, she makes her own money by being a smartass, not a beauty queen, and she buys her own clothes. And dates, apparently.

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wtf. i read Kathy Griffin only dated fags.

leave Levi alone. and he's NOT a 'Palin'.


(btw, i believe the above photo qualifies as an 'ad hominem' attack). :))
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Re: The newest Palin doesn't knock dicks out of your mouth

Postby Caliban » Thu Aug 13, 2009 9:23 pm

michelle in alaska wrote:
Anyway Kathy Griffin can wear whatever the fuck she wants, she makes her own money by being a smartass, not a beauty queen, and she buys her own clothes. And dates, apparently.

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wtf. i read Kathy Griffin only dated fags.

leave Levi alone. and he's NOT a 'Palin'.


(btw, i believe the above photo qualifies as an 'ad hominem' attack). :))


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Re: The newest Palin doesn't knock dicks out of your mouth

Postby Yeahsure » Wed Dec 16, 2009 12:16 am

I believe that's Carrott Top, the comedian.
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Re: The newest Palin doesn't knock dicks out of your mouth

Postby Yeahsure » Wed Dec 16, 2009 12:44 am

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Yup it's him. Is he related to Griffin?
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Re: The newest Palin doesn't knock dicks out of your mouth

Postby marie-angelique » Thu Dec 17, 2009 12:45 am

holey moley, his arms look weird.

madonna's boy toy is more tasty looking than kathy's.
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Re: The newest Palin doesn't knock dicks out of your mouth

Postby coldharvest » Thu Dec 17, 2009 7:06 am

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Re: The newest Palin doesn't knock dicks out of your mouth

Postby Yeahsure » Thu Dec 17, 2009 9:48 pm

He's supposedly BIG into iron pumping M-A. I recall reading some articles about his arm routine.
There is some question about HGH or other PED useage, but he DOES go heavy in his lifting, but
allegedly focuses greatly on arm and shoulder routines.

Admittedly they, his shoulders, are a bit out of proportion.

Reportedly he's a very nice guy, for what it's worth. Always signs autographs, poses for photos, etc.
No big ego for an entertainer. He has some steady comedy gig in Las Vegas.
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Re: The newest Palin doesn't knock dicks out of your mouth

Postby friendlyskies » Thu Dec 24, 2009 11:18 am

How did this get 3000 views? Does anyone know?
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Re: The newest Palin doesn't knock dicks out of your mouth

Postby Woodsman » Thu Dec 24, 2009 12:20 pm

friendlyskies wrote:How did this get 3000 views? Does anyone know?


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