Vatican child-fuckers forgive The Beatles

[coldharvest]

The Vatican has settled its argument with The Beatles, more than 40 years after John Lennon's infamous declaration that the band were “bigger than Jesus”.

An edition of the Vatican's official newspaper has just praised the Fab Four, saying Lennon's boast “wasn't that scandalous”.

The newspaper used the 40th anniversary of the break-up of the English icons to make the statement.

Lennon's 1966 comment outraged Catholics around the world.

But the newspaper said the “band's drug use, dissolute lives and Lennon's comment are all in the past while their music lives on”.

[ktrout]

According to the Onion he actually said "I'm higher than Jesus right now."
Maybe that should be FriendlySkies' tag line...

[Caliban]

Not good enough. As the Beatles are all dead...yeah I know,but Paul McCartney has actually been plasticsised and doesn't actually know he died in 1994 and as for Ringo,well after his comments, he is dead to the people of Liverpool....the Vatican should at least beatify them . ...Mersey Beatification !! Ha see what I did there. Oh please yerselves !




http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mersey_Beat_(magazine)

[Caliban]