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Re: No passport, no ticket, no boarding pass ...

Postby Woodsman » Wed Jul 25, 2012 2:17 pm

He bypassed security and yet he was completely safe.

Makes sense to me.

No need for security.

You are all laid off until further notice.
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Re: No passport, no ticket, no boarding pass ...

Postby coldharvest » Wed Jul 25, 2012 9:49 pm

Yeah, the cunts at the airports are cunts.
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Re: No passport, no ticket, no boarding pass ...

Postby Sri Lanky » Thu Jul 26, 2012 5:03 am

Grrrr...I'm having flashbacks of my experience in Newcastle.

The most stupid self-absorbed cunt ever for a customs agent. Because I wouldn't say who I was meeting or where I was going and that I was being too aggressive. Fuck,he doesn't know my aggressive. Made to wait for 45 minutes while Chinese and Indians saunter thru unscathed. What can I do? Can't scream racism. Then interviewed for 20 minutes. It's the fucking Olympics afterall....who gives a rat's ass?!!! But yes...played the IAFF card and it ended...instantly. Do I look like that much of a thug?


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Re: No passport, no ticket, no boarding pass ...

Postby Sri Lanky » Thu Jul 26, 2012 5:17 am

"Can't scream racism."

But at least we can scream cuntism
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Re: No passport, no ticket, no boarding pass ...

Postby coldharvest » Thu Jul 26, 2012 6:26 am

Sri Lanky wrote:"Can't scream racism."

But at least we can scream cuntism

oh yeah, scream it loud
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Re: No passport, no ticket, no boarding pass ...

Postby angelicalee8 » Sun Aug 05, 2012 1:24 am

Sri Lanky wrote:Grrrr...I'm having flashbacks of my experience in Newcastle.

The most stupid self-absorbed cunt ever for a customs agent. Because I wouldn't say who I was meeting or where I was going and that I was being too aggressive. Fuck,he doesn't know my aggressive. Made to wait for 45 minutes while Chinese and Indians saunter thru unscathed. What can I do? Can't scream racism. Then interviewed for 20 minutes. It's the fucking Olympics afterall....who gives a rat's ass?!!! But yes...played the IAFF card and it ended...instantly. Do I look like that much of a thug?


CUNTS!!!!!

Similar thing happened to me at the airport. It was such a big hassle, and of course I am not an evil person, but they totally treat me like I am one. They need to figure it out already.
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Re: No passport, no ticket, no boarding pass ...

Postby stealth1 » Sun Aug 05, 2012 4:05 am

They really need to learn to channel their aggression towards passengers. After living in Thailand all these years and changing my own attitude, I now have the ability to speak politely while telling someone to fuck off. As long as you speak rather softly, without fervor and remain calm, most of the time you can get away with alot more than if you show any signs of irritation. I revel in fucking with the TSA people and did so last year when I was entering the country.

One lady asked me, "Why have you been in Thailand for so many years?"

"Because I like it there."

"What do you do for a living?"

"My wife's family is well off so I don't really have to work, so I don't."

"You don't have a job?"

"Not now I don't."

"You don't have a job so how do you live?"

"My wife's family has money and they like me so she and I don't have to work."

I think the lady thought it wasn't worth messing with me any longer because she let me through.
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Re: No passport, no ticket, no boarding pass ...

Postby Sri Lanky » Sun Aug 05, 2012 5:08 am

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Re: No passport, no ticket, no boarding pass ...

Postby ramorowitz » Fri Apr 12, 2013 2:29 pm

Well then you would be halfway to your own backyard ayahuasca ritual
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