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Michael Jordan inducted

Postby Fansy » Tue Sep 15, 2009 2:19 pm

since none of you silly bastards cared to mention the basketball hall of fame event, let alone the enshrinement of the greatest sports warrior of all time, i'd like to make sure all you hacks, second rate citizens, and oblivious peons get a glimpse of great.

inductee intro & speech:

part 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2jMzudeX1E
part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c57Lp9ol6tQ
part 3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WNE5u1Mf-w
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Re: Michael Jordan inducted

Postby coldharvest » Tue Sep 15, 2009 4:52 pm

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Re: Michael Jordan inducted

Postby Fansy » Tue Sep 15, 2009 5:58 pm

o look unathletic dullboy doesnt respect greatest athlete of any sport of all time. your opinion counts heaps bro. and u should prolly blog about stuff im sure we'd all be real interested in your perspective on a variety of issues.
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Re: Michael Jordan inducted

Postby coldharvest » Tue Sep 15, 2009 7:11 pm

Fansy wrote:o look unathletic dullboy doesnt respect greatest athlete of any sport of all time. your opinion counts heaps bro. and u should prolly blog about stuff im sure we'd all be real interested in your perspective on a variety of issues.

I was telling the kids just two days ago what an outstanding person Mr. Jordan was on and off the court,
how he could hang in the air that fraction of a second longer than you thought possible so it seemed like he might fly.

....but I find professional sports and the adulation it receives disturbing and I don't feel it should have any such precedence in my sphere of influence.
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Re: Michael Jordan inducted

Postby Fansy » Tue Sep 15, 2009 7:32 pm

coldharvest wrote:....but I find professional sports and the adulation it receives disturbing and I don't feel it should have any such precedence in my sphere of influence.


youre doin it wrong
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Re: Michael Jordan inducted

Postby coldharvest » Tue Sep 15, 2009 7:38 pm

Fansy wrote:
coldharvest wrote:....but I find professional sports and the adulation it receives disturbing and I don't feel it should have any such precedence in my sphere of influence.


youre doin it wrong

Considering that I played International level Rugby and Kendo I somehow think not.
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Re: Michael Jordan inducted

Postby Fansy » Wed Sep 16, 2009 11:12 pm

i dont care if yer jesus incarnate with that loopy football sport, michael j rules all an his existence and performance validates all organizations, endeavors, and activities with which he was involved to the fullest possible extent of any measure of validation.
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Postby el3so » Wed Sep 16, 2009 11:43 pm

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Re: Michael Jordan inducted

Postby coldharvest » Thu Sep 17, 2009 6:36 am

Fansy wrote:i dont care if yer jesus incarnate with that loopy football sport, michael j rules all an his existence and performance validates all organizations, endeavors, and activities with which he was involved to the fullest possible extent of any measure of validation.

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Re: Michael Jordan inducted

Postby Fansy » Thu Sep 17, 2009 3:29 pm

see? qed
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Re: Michael Jordan inducted

Postby kilroy » Fri Sep 18, 2009 5:45 pm

you competed internationally at kendo? i practiced it in korea (where they call it 'kumdo' cuz they hate jap names for anything and will deny that it originated outside of korea) for about half a year. should we meet down the line, i'd like to take you on. i was never particularly talented at it or anything, but perhaps i could learn a thing or two...
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Re: Michael Jordan inducted

Postby coldharvest » Fri Sep 18, 2009 5:50 pm

kilroy wrote:you competed internationally at kendo? i practiced it in korea (where they call it 'kumdo' cuz they hate jap names for anything and will deny that it originated outside of korea) for about half a year. should we meet down the line, i'd like to take you on. i was never particularly talented at it or anything, but perhaps i could learn a thing or two...

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Re: Michael Jordan inducted

Postby redharen » Fri Sep 18, 2009 6:14 pm

Kilroy, you should prolly bring some kind of gun or something just in case.
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Re: Michael Jordan inducted

Postby kilroy » Fri Sep 18, 2009 6:26 pm

'no, no. don't shoot him. that'll only make him mad.'
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