Football or Muggy Bonehead?

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Football or Muggy Bonehead?

Postby flipflop » Sun Oct 04, 2009 10:12 am

According to ongoing research first started in the early 1980s, there are only two types of people in the world - "football" or "muggy bonehead"

Which are you?

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Football:

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Muggy Bonehead:

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Football:

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Muggy Bonehead:

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Football:

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Muggy Bonehead:

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Football:

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Muggy Bonehead:

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Postby el3so » Sun Oct 04, 2009 10:26 am

Good thing I am no people.
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Re: Football or Muggy Bonehead?

Postby flipflop » Sun Oct 04, 2009 10:31 am

el3so wrote:Good thing I am no people.


No question - muggy bonehead

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Re: Football or Muggy Bonehead?

Postby coldharvest » Sun Oct 04, 2009 8:10 pm

muggy bonehead....deff-o
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Re: Football or Muggy Bonehead?

Postby flipflop » Mon Oct 05, 2009 3:42 am

Football:

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Muggy Bonehead:

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Re: Football or Muggy Bonehead?

Postby Ultra Swain » Mon Oct 05, 2009 4:52 am

So I gotta choose between gay scooters and wearing your fundies on the outside of your pants?
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Re: Football or Muggy Bonehead?

Postby flipflop » Mon Oct 05, 2009 5:10 am

Ultra Swain wrote:So I gotta choose between gay scooters and wearing your fundies on the outside of your pants?


Here's more to help you:

Football:

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Muggy Bonehead:

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Re: Football or Muggy Bonehead?

Postby redharen » Mon Oct 05, 2009 1:31 pm

Well, I was going to say football but apparently I eat muggy bonehead breakfasts.
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Re: Football or Muggy Bonehead?

Postby flipflop » Mon Oct 05, 2009 6:07 pm

redharen wrote:Well, I was going to say football but apparently I eat muggy bonehead breakfasts.



There are ways to cure yourself, one instance of muggyness does not a bonehead make. I'll get back to you old mate with a few more examples. This is a purely scientific and logical delineation, there's no quackery involved in this most elementary of human classification. Your future from this point depends on whether you know for sure if you're "football" or "muggy bonehead"

The problem lies in getting the classification right in each case, it isn't always clear and cuts through class, race, and economic status. Stumblebums can be "football" or they can be "muggy boneheads", that goes for millionaires as well.

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Re: Football or Muggy Bonehead?

Postby Ultra Swain » Mon Oct 05, 2009 8:38 pm

Muggy Bonehead 4 Life Nigga!
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Re: Football or Muggy Bonehead?

Postby flipflop » Mon Oct 05, 2009 9:03 pm

You have disgraced me young padowan

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Re: Football or Muggy Bonehead?

Postby Ultra Swain » Mon Oct 05, 2009 9:08 pm

flipflop wrote:You have disgraced me young padowan

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I think I might be older than you. Never the less, scooters=gay and all those people that I have no idea who they are = gay. Though you got me on the breakfast. BAcon is tits, but I love my new non fatty status. I shaved the beard and found out I am down to 1.5 chins. The upside of muggy boneheadism.
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Re: Football or Muggy Bonehead?

Postby vagabond » Tue Oct 06, 2009 1:32 am

I would take 80% of the football breakfast (tomatoes and mushrooms not allowed) but I do fancy the rounded bits of butter on the other. There was no beverage provided with the football breakfast. If it were past 10, a pint would do fine and is what I would assume is being served, just out of camera shot.
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Re: Football or Muggy Bonehead?

Postby flipflop » Tue Oct 06, 2009 4:28 am

Ultra Swain wrote:and all those people that I have no idea who they are = gay


I will find more international examples, and as it's you, some Hollywood football types and their muggy bonehead counterparts

vagabond wrote:There was no beverage provided with the football breakfast. If it were past 10, a pint would do fine and is what I would assume is being served, just out of camera shot.


Very much so, the "Full English" repast may be accompanied by a pint of your favourite alcoholic beverage (you'd be "uber-football" then), or by a large pot of Breakfast Tea (not Lapsang Souchong, the jury's out over Earl Grey), even a small glass of orange juice may suffice. NEVER coffee, even instant coffee, that would put you squarely in muggy bonehead territory regardless of the hearty football breakfast now sitting before you.

(Cultural variations: The "Ulster Fry" is the Celtic version of the football Full English, swapping a fried slice for potato bread and the hash brown for soda bread and you're still kicking leather balls).

Other Food variations and their classifications:

Cornflakes: football
Muesli: muggy bonehead

Burger King: football
McDonalds: muggy bonehead

Pizza Hut: football
KFC: muggy bonehead

Any "greasy spoon cafe" coffee: football
Starbucks: muggy bonehead

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Re: Football or Muggy Bonehead?

Postby flipflop » Tue Oct 06, 2009 4:47 am

Football:

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Muggy bonehead:

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Football:

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Muggy Bonehead:

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