World's Loneliest Hot Tub

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World's Loneliest Hot Tub

Postby Kurt » Thu Apr 07, 2011 6:51 pm

It is not a tv show. But it should be a tv show.
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Re: World's Loneliest Hot Tub

Postby Woodsman » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:37 pm

Kurt wrote:It is not a tv show. But it should be a tv show.


How would it go?
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Postby el3so » Thu Apr 07, 2011 10:55 pm

Does it involve a steady diet of beans?
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Re: World's Loneliest Hot Tub

Postby Kurt » Fri Apr 08, 2011 1:12 am

I have no idea ...I thought of the title..lets brainstorm.
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Re: World's Loneliest Hot Tub

Postby Sri Lanky » Fri Apr 08, 2011 1:21 am

Catfish grow at an optimum temperature of around 85 degrees F. which indicates that they may do well even in temps of around the 100 degree range. So,that fat fuck good old boy who can't lure Miss Fanny for a little foray of tubby tub madness can at least have some soul mates floating around.....sucker!
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Re: World's Loneliest Hot Tub

Postby ktrout » Fri Apr 08, 2011 5:42 am

You mean like James Brown's Hot tub?
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Re: World's Loneliest Hot Tub

Postby gnaruki » Sat Apr 16, 2011 8:19 am

Some poor schlub heinously drunk trying to dial phone sex numbers. While fumbling with the phone a solicitor calls on the line. He picks up and begins a long conversation about nothing until the solicitor hangs up sheepishly.

I suppose it could be someone with puppets or a ventriloquist.

Or throw some lone ranger cowboy type in a hot tub and have them tell rambling stories with some multimedia support to keep it visually entertaining.

When I first read the topic it made me think of some of the isolated hot springs in BC.

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Re: World's Loneliest Hot Tub

Postby Caliban » Sat Apr 16, 2011 10:20 am

Kurt wrote:I have no idea ...I thought of the title..lets brainstorm.


Celebrity chat show....conducted in a hot tub......on an arctic iceflow....
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Re: World's Loneliest Hot Tub

Postby z911hyper » Thu May 05, 2011 8:58 am

have like 8 people in the hot tub to start, and they have to do things to drive the other hot tubbers out, last one soaking wins
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Re: World's Loneliest Hot Tub

Postby Sri Lanky » Thu May 05, 2011 9:50 pm

1. Someone takes a shit. 2 people leave. (You know bodily functions are going to come into play)

2. Someone eats the shit sifting through the water like some wild baleen mammalian thing. 2 people leave due to the eating of shit. 1 person vomits but sits tight.

3. The baleen thing sifts through vomit. Vomitter leaves.

Oh christ,someone else finish this off.
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Postby el3so » Fri May 06, 2011 2:30 am

Man, you guys are making this way too complicated.

Picture a morbidly obese (American of course) dude and an economy-sized IKEA brand hot-tub. After finally assembling said hot tub, fatso finds out the dimensions on the box were in metric measurements. Than his equally obese date shows up. They decide to use the hot tub as a cooking instrument rather than a tiny pool with bubbles.

It'd probably would be better suited for a movie than a tv show though. But it'd be one of those rare moments when people feel compassionate about an inanimate object.
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Re: World's Loneliest Hot Tub

Postby z911hyper » Fri May 06, 2011 3:53 pm

Sri Lanky wrote:1. Someone takes a shit. 2 people leave. (You know bodily functions are going to come into play)

2. Someone eats the shit sifting through the water like some wild baleen mammalian thing. 2 people leave due to the eating of shit. 1 person vomits but sits tight.

3. The baleen thing sifts through vomit. Vomitter leaves.

Oh christ,someone else finish this off.

i'm not sure this should be finished
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