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How can you *not* make Brokeback Mnt jokes?

Postby friendlyskies » Tue Jun 21, 2011 12:40 am

http://www.towleroad.com/2011/06/jake-g ... -wild.html

Jake Gyllenhaal and Bear Grylls Will Be Men vs. Wild

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Jake Gyllenhaal will share an Icelandic snow cave with Bear Grylls on the premiere episode of this season's Man vs. Wild:

For two days, Bear and Jake embark on a survival experience neither will forget, to an Icelandic landscape dominated by mountains, huge glaciers and some of Europe's most active volcanoes. Jake will have to go where Bear goes, eat whatever Bear eats, and on occasion even take the lead, if he's going to cope with some of the worst conditions known to man. "For me, it's all about discovery," said Gyllenhaal.

Said Bear about the experience, "The wild is always very revealing - not only physically but mentally. You've got to smile when it's driving horizontal hail and be able to face your fears and just get on and do it -- and on both of those accounts, Jake came up strong."

The Belfast Telegraph adds:

Bear revealed: "A couple of weeks ago I took Jake Gyllenhaal, reportedly the fittest man in Hollywood, on a Born Survivor to Iceland. He said he wanted to to be pushed and afterwards said he'd never been pushed so hard.

He went on: "We had crazy conditions - sleeping in snow caves, huge river crossings and these torrential storms. I was a little bit nervous as I promised Jake's management team I would keep him alive, but he was brilliant.

"There's something magical about the raw emotion of fear and nerves. I think that's what people like about the show."

Given the methods available to stay warm in such situations, it should be a glorious episode.

The show premieres on July 11.




Hmmm....never got a boner from looking at two guys completely covered in winter clothing til now.

Posted by: Patrick | Jun 20, 2011 1:36:13 PM


I'm with Patrick, actually.
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Re: How can you *not* make Brokeback Mnt jokes?

Postby Woodsman » Tue Jun 21, 2011 12:59 pm

So Gyllenhall is going to stay at a 5 star hotel during the nights like Bear does. Hmmm....should be pretty used to that I suppose.

By the way 2 days isn't surviving...unless you're in the middle of a hurricane, war, walking through a mine field or other real risky situation.

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Re: How can you *not* make Brokeback Mnt jokes?

Postby AztecDave » Wed Jun 22, 2011 12:52 pm

wonder who played the wife. i'd say Bear drew the short straw.
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Re: How can you *not* make Brokeback Mnt jokes?

Postby zuluninja » Fri Jul 15, 2011 5:13 pm

" He said he wanted to to be pushed and afterwards said he'd never been pushed so hard."

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Re: How can you *not* make Brokeback Mnt jokes?

Postby Mikethehack » Fri Jul 15, 2011 6:04 pm

Because it will get you in trouble in Russia:

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Re: How can you *not* make Brokeback Mnt jokes?

Postby Chimborazo » Fri Jul 15, 2011 6:35 pm

zuluninja wrote:" He said he wanted to to be pushed and afterwards said he'd never been pushed so hard."

Pfffffffffft


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Re: How can you *not* make Brokeback Mnt jokes?

Postby Catlover1958 » Sat Aug 06, 2011 2:47 pm

Mikethehack wrote:Because it will get you in trouble in Russia:

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