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Postby flipflop » Sat Aug 27, 2011 4:55 pm

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Re: 'ave it

Postby Woodsman » Sun Aug 28, 2011 3:08 pm

You should get out there and kick a ball Mr. flipflop.
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Re: 'ave it

Postby rickshaw92 » Sun Aug 28, 2011 4:05 pm

Woodsman wrote:You should get out there and kick a ball Mr. flipflop.



A BFC five a side might be fun.
Im reallly fuclimg pissed but fespite that I can still hit a tarfet at 1000m plus. mayVRVe bnot tonight but it qint beyond the wit if man. Nowhammy.
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Re: 'ave it

Postby flipflop » Sun Aug 28, 2011 6:08 pm

I modelled my game on Andoni Goikoetxea, The Butcher of Bilbao, let's have a kickaround then



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andoni_Goikoetxea_Olaskoaga

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Re: 'ave it

Postby Woodsman » Mon Aug 29, 2011 4:26 pm

My legs are like the trunks of Lignum vitae. Go ahead and give it your best and enjoy the broken foot.

:-)

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flipflop wrote:I modelled my game on Andoni Goikoetxea, The Butcher of Bilbao, let's have a kickaround then



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andoni_Goikoetxea_Olaskoaga

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Re: 'ave it

Postby flipflop » Tue Aug 30, 2011 6:27 pm

Who said I would only go for your legs?



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Re: 'ave it

Postby Woodsman » Tue Aug 30, 2011 9:33 pm

flipflop wrote:Who said I would only go for your legs?



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Re: 'ave it

Postby rickshaw92 » Tue Aug 30, 2011 10:30 pm

Im reallly fuclimg pissed but fespite that I can still hit a tarfet at 1000m plus. mayVRVe bnot tonight but it qint beyond the wit if man. Nowhammy.
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Re: 'ave it

Postby coldharvest » Wed Aug 31, 2011 6:02 am

rickshaw92 wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1-25s4uwFQ

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Re: 'ave it

Postby Woodsman » Wed Aug 31, 2011 2:23 pm

Hard to put a puck in the net when you're busy fighting on skates, but fans love it and since it is one of the few sports I will ever be bothered to watch, I have to say it is the cherry of the sundae.

Fighting in general can be summed up pretty quickly here:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYehqE0rMMQ&feature=related
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Re: 'ave it

Postby LechoZX » Thu Sep 01, 2011 3:07 pm

Here's hoping the gulls stay atop the league, but then the big bad Barclay's awaits.
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Re: 'ave it

Postby flipflop » Fri Sep 02, 2011 8:48 am

LechoZX wrote:Here's hoping the gulls stay atop the league, but then the big bad Barclay's awaits.


We're just about to sign Vicente from Valencia, 'The Dagger of Benicalap', on a FREE transfer too. He was one of the best players in the world a few years ago, won La Liga and the UEFA Cup with Valencia, scoring a penalty in the final in 2004. Since then niggling injuries have held him back a bit, but he's still only 30 and if we do land him, it will be one hell of a signing for this little club to make. He was spotted in a restaurant in Hove yesterday with our manager Gus Poyet, and is staying another night in a hotel here. Hopefully the pen will be out and we have him on a three year contract.



Amazing things happening at the club right right now, a brand new 22,500 capacity stadium, with more seats going in soon to make it 30,000. Having never spent more than £500,000 on any player previous, this summer we broke the £1million mark twice, then signed a striker from under the noses of West Ham and moneybags Leicester, spending £2.5million. Unbelievable really, now we've almost got Vicente and are sitting pretty at the top of the league.

In 1997 we were bottom of the whole football league, our ground was sold off, we were one goal away from oblivion at Hereford, where if we'd dropped into the little leagues the club would have folded forever.

Marvellous scenes

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Re: 'ave it

Postby flipflop » Fri Sep 02, 2011 11:02 pm

Signed him, bang on

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