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Madonna Kills It

Postby friendlyskies » Mon Feb 06, 2012 2:02 pm

I love Madonna. Always have, always will. So fuck you. She's 53 and just kicked the collective butts of every Super Bowl half-time performer ever, plus Lady Gaga, not to mention all flabby-assed olds who complain that a truly ladylike person would retire with dignity. Rather than, say, performing at the Super Bowl. (Keep complaining, flabby-assed olds, I'm sure she'll totally care what you think.) Anyway. Two minor flubs in a 13min routine, and the lighting engineer deserves an Emmy. Cee Lo makes me happy.



The Super Bowl was good, too.
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Postby Athena » Mon Feb 06, 2012 2:58 pm

And she did it in crazy heels. We should all be so lean and strong in our 50s. That broad is an inspiration.
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Re: Madonna Kills It

Postby flipflop » Mon Feb 06, 2012 4:30 pm

Fuck off, she's a horrible plastic-faced aul slag

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Re: Madonna Kills It

Postby friendlyskies » Mon Feb 06, 2012 6:16 pm

Oh whatever. Everyone gets old, there's no avoiding it. But, it's so much cooler to be old and performing a kickass half-time show at the fucking Super Bowl.
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Re: Madonna Kills It

Postby flipflop » Mon Feb 06, 2012 6:27 pm

Fuck off, the 'Super Bowl' is a plastic-faced aul slag too

American dogshit, all of it

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Re: Madonna Kills It

Postby Caliban » Mon Feb 06, 2012 6:47 pm

A one hour game crammed into four desperate hours. They could really speed things up by having three pitches in the stadium, like a three ring circus, Attack team A playing defence team B on one, Defence team A playing Attack team B on the next and all that are left over playing on the third. You could bring it down to about eighty minutes that way and there would always be something going on to watch then instead of all the interminable pauses that kill it completely as a viewing spectacle.
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Re: Madonna Kills It

Postby nowonmai » Mon Feb 06, 2012 8:23 pm

Madonna scares the shite out of me.
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Postby el3so » Tue Feb 07, 2012 1:55 pm

More proof it is true what they say about the good dying young.
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Re: Madonna Kills It

Postby Sri Lanky » Tue Feb 07, 2012 3:00 pm

"So fuck you" "Fuck off"

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Re: Madonna Kills It

Postby shivers » Tue Feb 07, 2012 6:10 pm

American football is a game for tactical nerds. I'm pretty sure a lot of you English who like to bitch about our version of football would be pleasantly surprised were you to attend a game at a stadium in a working class town in middle America. There are loads of Brits and Europeans who move here and become football fans.

I'm bored by American football, but that's partly because of the commercial interruptions, and also because I don't have the patience to study the minutiae of the tactics involved. I like a fast game. Disparaging a sport I don't follow is stupid, though.
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Re: Madonna Kills It

Postby rickshaw92 » Thu Feb 09, 2012 6:23 pm

I though the old broad put on a good show. Thank fuck there were no wardrobe malfunctions though. The last thing we need is to see a saggy assed hooter.
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Re: Madonna Kills It

Postby Sri Lanky » Thu Feb 09, 2012 7:24 pm

Yep..there's Hooters and then there's Hangers.
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Re: Madonna Kills It

Postby gnaruki » Sat Feb 11, 2012 9:28 am

Ick. I remember her face staring down at me on billboards all over town once. WHOOOOOORRRRRRROOOOOORRRRIFYING
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Re: Madonna Kills It

Postby michelle in alaska » Sat Feb 11, 2012 11:53 am

No Apologies.
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Re: Madonna Kills It

Postby Woodsman » Sat Feb 11, 2012 1:36 pm

I Don't watch fools games on Saturdays. Madonna? She's alright, but really shouldn't salsa. I felt embarrassed for her watching that. She has pretty eyes. :)
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