Soccer's Heavy Boredom

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Soccer's Heavy Boredom

Postby vagabond » Fri Feb 17, 2012 7:08 pm

A month old but still good reading.

http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/7472021/brian-phillips-soccer-boredom

But I think there's more to the relationship of fans and boredom than just magic moments. I want you to like soccer if you don't already, so I probably shouldn't admit this. But the game gets in your head. Following soccer is like being in love with someone who's (a) gorgeous, (b) fascinating, (c) possibly quite evil, and (d) only occasionally aware of your existence.5 There's a continuous low-grade suffering that becomes a sort of addiction in its own right.6 You spend all your time hoping they'll notice you, and they never do, and that unfulfilled hope feels like your only connection to them. And then one day they look your way, and it's just, pow. And probably they just want help moving, and maybe they call you Josie instead of Julie, but still. It keeps you going. And as irrational as it sounds, you wouldn't trade this state of being for a life of quiet contentment with someone else. All you could gain would be peace of mind, and you'd lose that moment when the object of your fixation looked at you and you couldn't feel your face.
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Re: Soccer's Heavy Boredom

Postby Mikethehack » Fri Feb 17, 2012 8:19 pm

That's why rugby is better. Much better.
And it has blood.

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Re: Soccer's Heavy Boredom

Postby Mikethehack » Fri Feb 17, 2012 8:24 pm

And mud. Lots of mud.
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Re: Soccer's Heavy Boredom

Postby vagabond » Sat Feb 18, 2012 7:39 pm

Is a pro-soccer article. Don't besmirch it w/ yer homoerotic mudslappery!
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Re: Soccer's Heavy Boredom

Postby Mikethehack » Sat Feb 18, 2012 8:07 pm

You play soccer.
The rest of the world plays football.
Like Terry Butcher.

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Re: Soccer's Heavy Boredom

Postby vagabond » Sat Feb 18, 2012 8:22 pm

Mikethehack wrote:You play soccer.
The rest of the world plays football.
Like Terry Butcher.

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Nice, and I doubt he participated in any team parties involving drunken male nudity like rugby players tend toward.

And it's because of your silly rugby that the word soccer came about anyway:

soccer
1889, socca, later socker (1891), soccer (1895), originally university slang (with jocular formation -er (3)), from a shortened form of Assoc., abbreviation of association in Football Association (as opposed to Rugby football); cf. rugger, but they hardly could have taken the first three letters of Assoc.


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Re: Soccer's Heavy Boredom

Postby flipflop » Wed Mar 07, 2012 11:06 am

Yeah, football is boring, that's why it is the biggest watched sport in the history of the world. The fact Yanks don't get it, and the rest of the world do - that speaks more about Yanks than the rest of humanity.

Try this - try to organise a game of American Football in a slum street in say Nairobi or Rio. Then try and organise a game of football (the real one, where you use your feet), and how many takers are you going to get for each?

Pele played with balls made up of rolled-up rags, oranges, even matchboxes, and he was barefoot. Football can be played anywhere, anytime. We played in school with a tennis ball when we weren't allowed to play with a proper football. The beauty of the game is it's simplicity, it is the world's game, and you don't need the props that your average US Sport needs.

As for egg-chasing, middle-class wankers, end of chat

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Re: Soccer's Heavy Boredom

Postby vagabond » Thu Mar 08, 2012 12:34 am

flipflop wrote:Yeah, football is boring, that's why it is the biggest watched sport in the history of the world. The fact Yanks don't get it, and the rest of the world do - that speaks more about Yanks than the rest of humanity.

Try this - try to organise a game of American Football in a slum street in say Nairobi or Rio. Then try and organise a game of football (the real one, where you use your feet), and how many takers are you going to get for each?

Pele played with balls made up of rolled-up rags, oranges, even matchboxes, and he was barefoot. Football can be played anywhere, anytime. We played in school with a tennis ball when we weren't allowed to play with a proper football. The beauty of the game is it's simplicity, it is the world's game, and you don't need the props that your average US Sport needs.

As for egg-chasing, middle-class wankers, end of chat

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So basically you agree with the original article.
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Re: Soccer's Heavy Boredom

Postby flipflop » Thu Mar 08, 2012 9:48 am

What original article?

;-)

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Re: Soccer's Heavy Boredom

Postby flipflop » Thu Mar 08, 2012 10:27 am

Actually, in the UK especially, and in many other countries as well, football is more than merely the game itself. There's a whole world of culture built around it that no other sport has. At home it has pervaded every level of society that even knobheads like David Cameron and Prince William profess support of a football team (both Aston Villa by the way). Fashion, music, film, literature have all been influenced by not just the game itself, but by terrace culture - the ritual of When Saturday Comes - a drink, a pie, and a football match (and if you were naughty a bit of a rumble with your opposite numbers), it even resembled a religious procession, where the terrace was your pew and the pitch was your altar.

Up until around 1990/92 the game here was watched almost exclusively (and very cheaply) by working class males. Football was seen by the liberal elite as an embarassing pastime of the great unwashed, not cool at all. Grounds were rough, smelt of piss, pipe & cigarette smoke, fried potatoes and mob violence. It was tribal, and when the working class gets too vocal, tribal, and looks like it's enjoying itself too much, the middle class get shit-scared. The gentrification of the game really began when billions of pounds poured into the top of the game with BSKYB's 1992 TV deal and the breakaway Premier League.

Stadia became all-seater, sedate, female and child friendly (middle class children I hasten to add, as poor kids used to be passed over the turnstiles for free and squeezed onto parts of the terraces where they could see the match). These new fans, ready with loads of hard cash, didn't want to see/hear rough men drinking, swearing and having the odd fight at the football. CCTV, ejections, and finally incredibly over the top prison sentences and bannings from football occured. Football was appropriated in large part by the middle class, who now wanted the environs of supporting a club changed to suit them. They naturally had/have more financial clout than the scum, so change it did. The immediate affect of this occupation is less exciting atmosphere, and legions of proto-nazi stewards in hi-vis jackets hassling any residue of boorish behaviour inside grounds. Football grounds went from being cauldrons of noise, excitement, and yes, menace - to virtual libraries overnight.

It has also got to the point that inside the grounds at Arsenal, Chelsea, Man Utd the crowds are aging and less dynamic. Teenagers can't afford £2K for a season ticket at the Emirates, so the game is in danger of completely alienating the very people who made it what it is - the working class fan.

But, and I have complete faith in this, when the bubble bursts, and the game becomes 99% sterile as opposed to the 50% level we're now at, a new/old game will emerge. Already we have clubs springing up in the non-leagues, the amateur and part-time game, owned exclusively by fans, most of whom are stolidly working class. Their constitutions do not allow for their club being owned by anyone else but the fans as a whole, and any fan can buy into that, and crucially - vote the board & chair in. When the ticket prices get too much even for the middle class wankers now infesting the game, this new idea will not only take off, but take over. We might even see the return of the terrace at the highest level, the same terracing that was wrongly blamed for the deaths at Hillsborough, and the doing away of terracing was one of the big deal clinchers for the middle class interlopers - that last bastion of territory for the working man inside his local football club. AFC (A Fans Club) Wimbledon are already in the football league, and along with the rapidly rising Football Club United of Manchester (FCUM) are blazing the pioneer trail for a fan-friendly football of the future.

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Re: Soccer's Heavy Boredom

Postby Mikethehack » Thu Mar 08, 2012 4:30 pm

Good post FF and a good analysis too. I'm 100% with you on this. All the PC crap killed the game. Same goes for darts and snooker. The working man is still the majority of the population, tabloids are still the biggest selling newspapers and cheap soaps are still the most-watched thing on TV. Demographics will win out in the end. They always do.
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Re: Soccer's Heavy Boredom

Postby gnaruki » Fri Apr 06, 2012 4:03 pm

We're figuring it out....

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Re: Soccer's Heavy Boredom

Postby coldharvest » Sun Apr 08, 2012 2:49 pm

Football is a simple game for simple people
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Re: Soccer's Heavy Boredom

Postby Mikethehack » Sun Apr 08, 2012 9:36 pm

There are better sports:

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Re: Soccer's Heavy Boredom

Postby Mikethehack » Sun Apr 08, 2012 9:37 pm

Or this sport:

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