by rickshaw92 » Fri Dec 13, 2013 7:49 pm
An 18 year old Italian girl tells her
Mom that she has missed her
period for two months. Very
worried, the mother goes to the
drugstore and buys a pregnancy
kit. The test result shows that the
girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing,
crying, the mother says, "Who was
the pig that did this to you? I
want to know!" The girl picks up
the phone and makes a call.
Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops
in front of their house. A mature
and distinguished man with gray
hair and impeccably dressed in an
Armani suit steps out of the of the
Ferrari and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the
father, mother, and the girl and
tells them: "Good morning, your
daughter has informed me of the
problem. I can't marry her
because of my personal family
situation but I'll take charge. I will
pay all costs and provide for your
daughter for the rest of her life."
"Additionally, if a girl is born, I will
bequeath a Ferrari, a beach
house, two retail stores, a
townhouse, a beachfront villa, and
a $2,000,000 bank account. If a
boy is born, my legacy will be a
couple of factories and a
$4,000,000 bank account. If twins,
they will receive a factory and
$2,000,000 each. However, if
there is a miscarriage, what do
you suggest I do?"
At this point, the father, who had
remained silent, places a hand
firmly on the man's shoulder and
tells him, "You fuck her again."
Im reallly fuclimg pissed but fespite that I can still hit a tarfet at 1000m plus. mayVRVe bnot tonight but it qint beyond the wit if man. Nowhammy.