Penta-bashing

Expectorate your wit here.

Re: Penta-bashing

Postby Wayne » Mon Jun 30, 2008 12:58 am

Oh sh*t. That's right...it WAS 1-0.

I am chagrined at my error.
Anyone but BO!
User avatar
Wayne
BFCus Regularus
 
Posts: 3512
Joined: Mon Aug 14, 2006 12:09 am
Location: ...

Re: Penta-bashing

Postby denise » Mon Jun 30, 2008 1:01 am

no kidding, time to go back to worshipping at your filthy alter.
all roads lead to Christ.
denise
BFCus Regularus
 
Posts: 7509
Joined: Thu Dec 29, 2005 3:25 am
Location: Home of the Wild Frontier

Re: Penta-bashing

Postby Buzzsaw » Mon Jun 30, 2008 2:56 am

That was one hell of a boring final.
Buzzsaw
Gynecology Enthusiast
 
Posts: 5288
Joined: Thu Mar 25, 2004 1:53 pm
Location: Lavaca

Re: Penta-bashing

Postby Texas Carnie Roadshow » Mon Jun 30, 2008 4:23 am

I support this thread, but in the meantime, needs more boobs
When life itself seems lunatic, who knows where madness lies? To surrender dreams - -this may be madness; to seek treasure where there is only trash. Too much sanity may be madness! But maddest of all - -to see life as it is and not as it should be.
User avatar
Texas Carnie Roadshow
Rainbow Fucking Randolph
 
Posts: 3293
Joined: Wed Apr 21, 2004 9:59 pm
Location: A bar in illinois with unprotected wifi

Re: Penta-bashing

Postby flipflop » Mon Jun 30, 2008 5:36 am

Penta wrote:I see you've had a good afternoon/evening. Not half as good as mine though. It was one-nil, Wayne, but enough. The beautiful game is back. Watch out for Spain in the world cup the year after next. And then a good nostalgic bop to Verve and Manu Chau on the last night at Glastonbury. Lovely.

Hi flipflop:
Sun Jun 29, 2008 11:41 pm
I refuse to read the stupid cunt's posts

Mon Jun 30, 2008 12:01 am
I'm taking the sad old slapper off my 'ignore' list

20 minutes, eh? Well done.


Admit it Trotsky, you've missed me you masochistic old bat - I couldn't resist it, I just knew you'd still be pining for me - and lo and behold, after sifting through a few of your "interesting" threads I find you've been mentioning me quite a lot. I was going to let it lie but I realise your idle rich life needs a slap or two from my humble old laptop to liven and put some meaning back into it. You equally couldn't resist having a sly dig at me when I was respectfully ignoring your raving lunacy, well guess what? I'm back and your fat, bourgeois arse is firmly in my cross-hairs, I bet you can hardly wait and are squirming with pleasure even reading this.

Why not travel to a DP instead of practicing for the Henley Regatta on your Guardian-sponsored gin palace yacht and folks here just might not cyber-kick your fat arse and perhaps take you more seriously. (See how easy this shit is?)

Cheers twat
Patriots always talk of dying for their country, and never of killing for their country - Bertrand Russell
User avatar
flipflop
Cuntus Maximus
 
Posts: 8382
Joined: Sun Sep 19, 2004 11:11 am
Location: Arse Full Of Chips

Re: Penta-bashing

Postby Penta » Mon Jun 30, 2008 7:02 am

Medevac wrote:How about allocating titles (ala Abdul Rahman, Ruby Tuesday etc...) under the perps names. The next offender could be saddled with, Fellator of Lenin, Closet ACLU supporter, Gay wedding supporter AND participant etc...

Missed this. Not a bad suggestion. Has potential. And possibilities of redemption and reprieve. But might therefore be too liberal for our all-or-nothing, axe-wielding moderator. Cold?

And Penta, if I've I told you once, I've told you a thousand times, allowing the staff access to television will only lead to them educating themselves. The next thing you know they will invent the printing press, they'll find out what emancipation means, and then all hell will break loose.

I blame the arrivistes: they simply have NO IDEA how to treat servants.
Shes never interfered with me. I have no complaints about her.
Same here.
Mega ditto.
I met her once and I found her to be a nice lady. Not kookey in any way.
Penta has always been gracious, kind and very sane in all my interactions with her.
User avatar
Penta
Ruby Tuesday
 
Posts: 15585
Joined: Thu Mar 25, 2004 4:32 pm
Location: UK, Spain

Re: Penta-bashing

Postby IT_whipping_boy » Mon Jun 30, 2008 3:12 pm

I really don't know what I can do about it. Perhaps I should have a standard PM that I send to each of them when they first start, telling them I have special powers and I'll set the dogs on them if they don't cease and desist forthwith. Any more realistic suggestions?


This is easily fixed Penta by avoiding you’re apparent love of trolling.

It’s funny how you apologize to the board population with what reads like a ‘woe is me’ attitude when it really doesn’t bother me one bit. It’s like when a local kid keeps teasing the neighborhood dog and then one day the dog bashes through the fence and chews on the kid’s neck.

It actually makes me laugh. You know why? Because you reap what you sow.
“Thinking that merely a positive attitude will bring you success is like parachuting with a handkerchief.”
User avatar
IT_whipping_boy
BFCus Regularus
 
Posts: 1270
Joined: Thu Aug 10, 2006 6:49 pm
Location: 127.0.0.1

Re: Penta-bashing

Postby coldharvest » Mon Jun 30, 2008 3:15 pm

Cold?

No, I'm fine thanks, I've got a sweatshirt on.
I know the law. And I have spent my entire life in its flagrant disregard.
User avatar
coldharvest
Abdul Rahman
 
Posts: 25677
Joined: Thu Mar 25, 2004 2:36 am
Location: Island of Misfit Toys

Re: Penta-bashing

Postby denise » Mon Jun 30, 2008 3:21 pm

once you've determined that i've crossed the line, i would humbly request the title "player hater".
Last edited by denise on Mon Jun 30, 2008 3:24 pm, edited 1 time in total.
all roads lead to Christ.
denise
BFCus Regularus
 
Posts: 7509
Joined: Thu Dec 29, 2005 3:25 am
Location: Home of the Wild Frontier

Re: Penta-bashing

Postby coldharvest » Mon Jun 30, 2008 3:23 pm

denise wrote:once you've determined that i've crossed the line, i would prefer the title of "player hater".

oh, I've already got one waiting for you....missy
I know the law. And I have spent my entire life in its flagrant disregard.
User avatar
coldharvest
Abdul Rahman
 
Posts: 25677
Joined: Thu Mar 25, 2004 2:36 am
Location: Island of Misfit Toys

Re: Penta-bashing

Postby denise » Mon Jun 30, 2008 3:25 pm

but will i like it?
all roads lead to Christ.
denise
BFCus Regularus
 
Posts: 7509
Joined: Thu Dec 29, 2005 3:25 am
Location: Home of the Wild Frontier

Re: Penta-bashing

Postby coldharvest » Mon Jun 30, 2008 3:31 pm

denise wrote:but will i like it?

would you find 'Papist Stooge' offensive?
I know the law. And I have spent my entire life in its flagrant disregard.
User avatar
coldharvest
Abdul Rahman
 
Posts: 25677
Joined: Thu Mar 25, 2004 2:36 am
Location: Island of Misfit Toys

Re: Penta-bashing

Postby stoic » Mon Jun 30, 2008 3:31 pm

You should stick with the latin theme. Papistus Stoogeus or Papus Smeerus.
stoic
 

Re: Penta-bashing

Postby coldharvest » Mon Jun 30, 2008 3:33 pm

stoic wrote:You should stick with the latin theme. Papistus Stoogeus

Thanks....I'll put that on top of the suggestion pile.
I know the law. And I have spent my entire life in its flagrant disregard.
User avatar
coldharvest
Abdul Rahman
 
Posts: 25677
Joined: Thu Mar 25, 2004 2:36 am
Location: Island of Misfit Toys

Re: Penta-bashing

Postby stoic » Mon Jun 30, 2008 3:34 pm

coldharvest wrote:
stoic wrote:You should stick with the latin theme. Papistus Stoogeus

Thanks....I'll put that on top of the suggestion pile.


Beardus Homoerectus
stoic
 

PreviousNext

Return to Rants, Flame Wars, Opinions and humor

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest