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More stupid police tricks.

Postby Hitoru » Thu Oct 01, 2009 5:30 am

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Re: More stupid police tricks.

Postby Caliban » Thu Oct 01, 2009 11:06 am

Hitoru wrote:http://www.wimp.com/copswii/



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Excellent & V. Funny. I've seen worse though, I've done worse !!. Only joking...or am I?
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Re: More stupid police tricks.

Postby Woodsman » Thu Oct 01, 2009 1:35 pm

LOL - Those guys are smacking each other in the locker rooms as we speak. There has to be some funny jokes going around their department about that. They won't get seriously reprimanded, but I'm sure their boss (the guy on TV) isn't all that happy about having to deal with the bullshit this has caused - and I guarantee there will be some internal backlash because of it. As someone who has worked for government, I think it's pretty funny - 15-20 minutes of game time I could see...but 9 hours worth is absolutely ridiculous. I really dislike seeing someone working while others are goofing off though. Nobody should hog the control...The documentary could be (and probably is) misleading too - I'll bet they weren't playing that consistently for 9 hours - it was probably a bunch of guys taking a break on it now and then and trading off, etc. Still...
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Re: More stupid police tricks.

Postby Caliban » Thu Oct 01, 2009 3:46 pm

Woodsman wrote:LOL - Those guys are smacking each other in the locker rooms as we speak. There has to be some funny jokes going around their department about that. They won't get seriously reprimanded, but I'm sure their boss (the guy on TV) isn't all that happy about having to deal with the bullshit this has caused - and I guarantee there will be some internal backlash because of it. As someone who has worked for government, I think it's pretty funny - 15-20 minutes of game time I could see...but 9 hours worth is absolutely ridiculous. I really dislike seeing someone working while others are goofing off though. Nobody should hog the control...The documentary could be (and probably is) misleading too - I'll bet they weren't playing that consistently for 9 hours - it was probably a bunch of guys taking a break on it now and then and trading off, etc. Still...


Exactly,a full search of a premises can easily take that length of time, full forensic searches can take days....especially if theres a games console or a pool table. The vid just goes to show that policemen are almost human too.

A long time back I was given the duty of guarding a murder scene inside a pub. The scene was in the back storage area and the rest of the building, while released as a scene was still closed. The front bar had a dance floor with a fantastic sound system and a full disco light system....well I was inside this place all night for three or four nights and of course being bored....well lets just say I was the best DJ in there for that week.
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Re: More stupid police tricks.

Postby Devlin » Sun Nov 29, 2009 2:40 pm

These things happen, I worked a suicide during a great football game. Yea the dead guys TV got turned onto the game as we waited for the ME's office to get the body snatchers out there.
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Re: More stupid police tricks.

Postby Caliban » Tue Dec 01, 2009 5:04 pm

Devlin wrote:These things happen, I worked a suicide during a great football game. Yea the dead guys TV got turned onto the game as we waited for the ME's office to get the body snatchers out there.


De javu .First sudden death I went to, poor chap had died some considerable time before and was less than composed shall we say, stuck to the floor in his living room. We waited out the time for the mortuary van sitting on his sofa next to him (resisting the temptation to use him as a foot rest) eating kitkats (not his ) and watching saturday morning watching kids TV and TISWAS.

The job is more or less the same the worldover I have found.....we're all bastards
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Re: More stupid police tricks.

Postby nowonmai » Wed Dec 02, 2009 1:02 am

Caliban wrote:
Devlin wrote:These things happen, I worked a suicide during a great football game. Yea the dead guys TV got turned onto the game as we waited for the ME's office to get the body snatchers out there.


De javu .First sudden death I went to, poor chap had died some considerable time before and was less than composed shall we say, stuck to the floor in his living room. We waited out the time for the mortuary van sitting on his sofa next to him (resisting the temptation to use him as a foot rest) eating kitkats (not his ) and watching saturday morning watching kids TV and TISWAS.

The job is more or less the same the worldover I have found.....we're all bastards


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A Policeman from Liverpool is set to bring a £1,000,000 lawsuit against former children's TV presenter Sally James on the grounds that she completely ruined his eyesight.
He is outraged that he has failed to realise his childhood dream of becoming an airline pilot, and puts the blame squarely at the door of the busty Tiswas star.
"Up until I was 9 my eyesight was better than a hawk with binoculars, then Sally came on Saturday morning telly with her Almost Legendary Pop Interviews and things started to slip. You have to remember these were the days before cable, or Internet or even Channel 4 with it's arty french porn films. Catching a glimpse of Sally's cleavage at the weekend was every coppers highlight. To make things worse my Maw and Da used to go to ASDA and leave me in the hoose alone. I made the most of it I can tell you. It was ecstasy. The sight of those babies jiggling as she laughed was as good as watching hard core dutch filth. I ruined two settee's, and three carpets. When the guys came from General George to fit a new one they had to tear the old one up with a pneumatic drill. My Mother was disgusted."
But young Caliban was to pay dearly for his libidinous pleasure. "I paid dearly for my liby..libid...lobby...horny fun" he said, wiping away a tear of regret. "By the time I was 14 my eyesight was away to fuck. I couldn't even knock one out to page three of The Sun as I couldn't even find the paper let alone the pictures. I made Mr. Magoo look like Steve Austin. And that's not all. Both my young brothers are over six feet tall. I stayed at 4'10" the rest of my days. I also had hands like a gorilla's and had to shave them every other day. It was all very traumatic. Much as I have fond memories of Sally, her and her big lovely tits have a lot to answer for."
Despite thousands of pounds spent on corrective eye treatment Caliban is still "as blin as a bat" and experts say he will never be able to as much as fly a kite never mind a passenger jet.
"It all sounds very tragic but this has really got fuck all to do with me." Said Sir Richard Branson. Beardy owner of some aeroplanes, dismissively from his mobile phone. In a balloon somewhere over the Atlantic when The Satire called him yesterday. " If the authorities say he can't fly," he explained, "He can't fly. How the hell did you get this number?"
Sally James(58) was not prepared to talk to us no matter how great we said her tits were. However her lawyer, Digby Carter-Cunt of Shyster Huxter and Cunt emphatically denied the claim.
"My Almost Legendary client denies this claim emphatically. It's absurd and ridiculous. I have inside information from Caliban's brother that my client was not the only object of his desire. Apparently he was regularly pulling the head of it to Sheena Easton, Janet Ellis, The cadbury's bunny and even Fran & Anna. Why should Ms. James take all the spunk..I mean blame. Besides, I and many another young lad were chugging away at the sight of Sally's hooters and it never done us any harm." He said, talking to a lamp post.
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Re: More stupid police tricks.

Postby Caliban » Fri Dec 04, 2009 2:04 pm

Funny. and almost astute. Have I spleled that right,my eyesight isn't what it used to be.
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Re: More stupid police tricks.

Postby Hitoru » Tue Jun 28, 2011 11:16 pm

HPD fires officer over tear gas incident at Rodeo

HOUSTON (KTRK) -- We have an update to a tear gas incident involving a Houston police officer at this year's Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo BBQ Cook Off.

The Houston Police Department has fired Officer Mike Hamby effective June 17 after an internal investigation. In February, Hamby allegedly tossed a tear gas canister into the Fayette County Cookers tent during the cookoff at Reliant Park.

Police say Hamby argued with members of the cookoff team before the tear gas incident. No one was hurt.(they said on the tv some people were sickened)

Hamby had worked with HPD for 30 years. Elected in 2004, Hamby was a long standing member of the police union's board of directors. He had also served as team captain of the Calf Scramble Committee.

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