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True or false?

Postby Royal » Mon Jul 19, 2010 6:20 am

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True or false?

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Re: True or false?

Postby coldharvest » Mon Jul 19, 2010 6:25 am

True
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Re: True or false?

Postby rdkll » Mon Jul 19, 2010 2:59 pm

false,
dutch is a hereditary throat disease.
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Postby el3so » Mon Jul 19, 2010 3:40 pm

Not a clue.
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Re: True or false?

Postby rickshaw92 » Mon Jul 19, 2010 5:53 pm

I thought they all spoke English.
Im reallly fuclimg pissed but fespite that I can still hit a tarfet at 1000m plus. mayVRVe bnot tonight but it qint beyond the wit if man. Nowhammy.
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Re: True or false?

Postby Caliban » Mon Jul 19, 2010 8:56 pm

Whereas Danish was stolen from the scottish in a viking raid
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Re: True or false?

Postby rickshaw92 » Mon Jul 19, 2010 8:59 pm

Ah pity the fool who try stealin mah danish!
Im reallly fuclimg pissed but fespite that I can still hit a tarfet at 1000m plus. mayVRVe bnot tonight but it qint beyond the wit if man. Nowhammy.
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Re: True or false?

Postby Hunter » Tue Jul 20, 2010 5:26 am

Danish is worse but i'll give you 'true' answer for the hell of it.
When i was in Denmark i couldn't help but laugh when you'd see some tough bloke walking around like he was some sort of God. Next thing happens is he opens his mouth and out comes danish HAHA - which is the equivilant of Darth Vador sounding like Jerry Lewis.

Danish sounds like the tongue is glued to the roof of the mouth
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Re: True or false?

Postby Fansy » Tue Jul 20, 2010 11:22 am

tell us more bout the tough blokes you always scope for gayfer
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Re: True or false?

Postby Hunter » Tue Jul 20, 2010 11:49 am

Fansy wrote:tell us more bout the tough blokes you always scope for gayfer

Thats just like one of those comments 5 year olds leave on youtube videos
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Re: True or false?

Postby Caliban » Tue Jul 20, 2010 9:54 pm

went to Denmark just once. Watching some military ceremonial pageant along the lines of changing of the guard and am convinced to this day that the order for the horse guards to mount up was "Scrambleup debeasties" . I kid you not.
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Postby el3so » Wed Jul 21, 2010 12:09 am

Hunter wrote: 5 year olds
wtf dude? This ain't no pedo board.
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Postby el3so » Wed Jul 21, 2010 12:12 am

rdkll wrote:hereditary throat disease.

*gratuitous cough*
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Re: True or false?

Postby Texas Carnie Roadshow » Sat Jul 31, 2010 7:48 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJ882QYzr-M

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