Wayne Dyer

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Wayne Dyer

Postby coldharvest » Sat Jul 31, 2010 8:44 am

So I'm looking up some Socrates quotes and they have this Wayne Dyer guy listed off to the side in a box
labelled Top 10 Authors, I click on this guys name and a page of his quotes comes up.
http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/w/wayne_dyer.html

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Re: Wayne Dyer

Postby Royal » Sat Jul 31, 2010 11:10 am

Looks like airport bookshop crap. Gullible section.
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Re: Wayne Dyer

Postby Caliban » Sat Jul 31, 2010 11:20 am

I think I have spotted atheme to his writings

A mind at peace, a mind centered and not focused on harming others, is stronger than any physical force in the universe.
As long as you have a big razor sharp Japanese katana

Abundance is not something we acquire. It is something we tune into.
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Anything you really want, you can attain, if you really go after it.
As long as you have a big razor sharp Japanese katana

Be miserable. Or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done, it's always your choice.
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Begin to see yourself as a soul with a body rather than a body with a soul.
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Conflict cannot survive without your participation.
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Deficiency motivation doesn't work. It will lead to a life-long pursuit of try to fix me. Learn to appreciate what you have and where and who you are.
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Doing what you love is the cornerstone of having abundance in your life.
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Everything in the universe has a purpose. Indeed, the invisible intelligence that flows through everything in a purposeful fashion is also flowing through you.
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Everything is perfect in the universe - even your desire to improve it.
Wayne Dyer

Everything you are against weakens you. Everything you are for empowers you.
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Freedom means you are unobstructed in living your life as you choose. Anything less is a form of slavery.
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Go for it now. The future is promised to no one.
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How people treat you is their karma; how you react is yours.
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I cannot always control what goes on outside. But I can always control what goes on inside.
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I think and that is all that I am.
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If you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change.
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It is impossible for you to be angry and laugh at the same time. Anger and laughter are mutually exclusive and you have the power to choose either.
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It makes no sense to worry about things you have no control over because there's nothing you can do about them, and why worry about things you do control?
As long as you have a big razor sharp Japanese katana
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Re: Wayne Dyer

Postby Sri Lanky » Sun Aug 01, 2010 2:11 am

I would really like to rip out this guy's uterus.
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Re: Wayne Dyer

Postby redharen » Sun Aug 01, 2010 2:30 am

He reminds me of "The Sphinx" from Mystery Men, but less awesome.
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Re: Wayne Dyer

Postby Caliban » Tue Aug 03, 2010 6:35 pm

Sri Lanky wrote:I would really like to rip out this guy's uterus.


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"If you sit still the birds shit on you, even Buddha, life's short so get out there and do something"
"My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I’m happy. I can’t figure it out. What am I doing right?" Snoopy
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Re: Wayne Dyer

Postby flipflop » Tue Aug 03, 2010 7:17 pm

Danny Dyer quotes:

"I can't be bollocksed with it. I quite like the idea of getting fat, growing a pair of tits and going bald, sitting in a big mansion eating cake with the kids running about."

"I do genuinely think Orlando Bloom is a cunt. I've never met him, but he's in the same game as me and he's loaded. He's the opposite of me, he's well media-trained and boring. Plus, he can't act."

"She cooks me ox heart. Just a heart, on a plate, with a few Brussels' sprouts around it."

A twat

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Postby el3so » Thu Aug 05, 2010 9:43 am

I cannot always control what goes on outside. But I can always control what goes on inside except for chronic lymphocytic leukemia.
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